By Terry Serum Terrybly Sunbooster

Close followers of The Zoe Report already know about our devotion to the bathroom beach—bathroom beach, meaning our in-house hot-spot for “tanning” our face and skin. After many trial-and-error trips resulting in anti-chic orange streaks, we know th…

 
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