1. Hoping to meet a person who will shower you with affection and gifts, but don’t want to spend the time weeding through dating sites filled with average earners?
3. A new app called, appropriately, Carrot Dating, lets suitors “dangle a carrot” in front of potential dates, bribing them with gifts ranging from a tank of gas to plastic surgery to straight-up dollar bills.
5. And there’s no attempt to dress up what the aim of the app is for, with the first sentence of the press release starting off:
“There’s only one method of manipulation that has stood the test of time: bribery. It’s a concept so simple that even animals understand—give a dog a bone, and it will obey. Give a woman a present, and she’ll…”