This Teenage Avril Lavigne Look-Alike Wishes She "Didn't Have Sex With You"
"I wish I didn't have sex with you-uuu / I should've snapped your dick in twoo-ooo."
This is Avery, a 19-year-old pop singer from Los Angeles who has quite the resemblance to Avril Lavigne (in more ways than one).
Avery's written an unabashedly trashy and ridiculously catchy song called "Sex With You." It's basically the anti-sex "Call Me Maybe."
Choice lyrics include: "I wish I didn't have sex with you / I should've snapped your dick in two" and "You're gonna be alone forever, when there's no one left to do / The only one you really ever screwed is you."
The music video features Californians gleefully snapping bananas in half. It's a metaphor!
And the dude apparently gets his own, all while Avery lets out the most mind-meltingly Auto-Tuned sugary pop goodness that is so terrible it's amazing.
SOMEONE GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.
Seriously, before I get caught singing "snapped your dick in two" on the subway.