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This Might Be The Dumbest Story Ever Told On "Jeopardy"

Nothing like being on national television to give you verbal diarrhea.

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On last night's Jeopardy, contestant Dan Tran tried to tell a long-winded story about mistaking the sun for the moon, but ended up just confusing everyone tuning in because it was so ridiculously awkward.

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Though the Boston resident hasn't quite mastered the art of storytelling, he's still pretty smart — he tied for first and will be returning for tonight's episode (yesssss).

You got this, dude. Just remember: The sun is that hot thing that comes out when you're awake.

Rachel Zarrell is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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