Cage is wearing a cartoon version of his own meme-ified face. On his shirt. And ... Mardi Gras beads?
He's rocking an insanely gaudy ring that probably belonged to King Tut.
Plus gun holsters and straight up cowboy pants. Actually, they might be chaps. Chaps! And, of course, a scepter. Nicolas Cage is our Cowboy King.
Did I mention he's just chillin' with Andrew Dice Clay (who, by the way, is rocking the most mindblowing sideburns this century)? And that this photo was posted by the Guns N' Roses Facebook page? Totally normal.