Meet “The Thing Of Evil,” Stephen King’s Adorable Corgi

Don’t underestimate her, she’s clearly plotting world domination.

1. A few days ago, Stephen King, the master of terrifying fiction, shared this adorable photo of his little corgi, Molly. He wrote that he calls her “The Thing of Evil.”

Yep, looks pretty evil to me.

2. King got his little monster back in December, and posted this picture of her presumably taken after she guiltlessly devoured Santa:

3. A few month later, The Thing of Evil lounged in the sun, likely dreaming about drowning cats.

4. Her bed not to her liking? She eats it.

5. In April, The Thing of Evil mused on her big plans for world domination.

6. She is ruthless. She takes no prisoners.

Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, ruthlessly hunts down the Purple Dinosaur of Decency and crows over its dead body.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing)

7. She trains daily to be in top shape for when it’s time for her to ascend to greatness.

Molly demonstrates the Thing of Evil Workout, also known as the Who Gives a Shit About Muscle Tone Workout.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing)

8. And makes sure to show every potential naysayer who’s boss.

Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, enjoys a box of Kleenex.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing)

9. No text goes unchewed, not even her owner/slave’s.

Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, examines my reading material and decides to eat it for lunch.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing)

10. If she can’t conquer the world, she’ll at least settle for New England.

Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, looks west, plotting her conquest of New Hampshire.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing)

11. No person (or box of cereal) is safe from her wrath!

Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, enjoys a box of Raisin Bran.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing)

12. Memorize this face. You’ll see it in your nightmares.

Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, considers the universe and finds it wanting.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing)

H/T Time

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