Update — 3:10 p.m., ET
Now you can stop looking for the perfect holiday gift for them, because the rapper is selling a host of insane options on his website.
Just a few are currently available on the website, including him attending your bachelor party for $6,000, Skyping with your grandparents for $1,250, and naming/Instagramming your puppy for $500.
The gifts that don't take place in person will happen within 30 days, but the ones that require travel (which you'll also pay for) will have a full year to be fulfilled.
Marketing manager Mychael Clack told BuzzFeed News more options will be posted later tonight, including working out with Riff Raff or having him leave you a voicemail.
"I think there's a certain attraction and there's a certain interest in people just really wanting to see what he is gonna do," Clack explained for their inspiration behind the gifts. "So I think putting him in real world situations, just like talking to your mom, he really is what you see on TV and what you see in the music videos."