Riff Raff Will Cook Your Mom A Lobster Dinner For $7,500
He will also officiate your wedding, draw you a tattoo, or attend your bachelor party (if you've got the dough).
Update — 3:10 p.m., ET
Are you a Riff Raff super fan, or have a loved one who worships at the Riff altar?
Just a few are currently available on the website, including him attending your bachelor party for $6,000, Skyping with your grandparents for $1,250, and naming/Instagramming your puppy for $500.
The gifts that don't take place in person will happen within 30 days, but the ones that require travel (which you'll also pay for) will have a full year to be fulfilled.
Marketing manager Mychael Clack told BuzzFeed News more options will be posted later tonight, including working out with Riff Raff or having him leave you a voicemail.
"I think there's a certain attraction and there's a certain interest in people just really wanting to see what he is gonna do," Clack explained for their inspiration behind the gifts. "So I think putting him in real world situations, just like talking to your mom, he really is what you see on TV and what you see in the music videos."