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    Posted on Dec 29, 2013

    Comedian Patton Oswalt Awesomely Shut Down A Company Trying To Get Him To Tweet Ads

    And that's how it's done. (Note: NSFW language.)

    This is comedian and actor Patton Oswalt.

    On Friday, he stirred up some drama when marketing company Brander tried to get him to take part in their sponsored tweets.

    @pattonoswalt I'd love to invite you to get paid to tweet for awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans! DM us!

    Brander Influencers

    @BA_Influencers

    @pattonoswalt I'd love to invite you to get paid to tweet for awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans! DM us!

    / Via

    Patton was...less than enthused.

    .@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.

    Patton Oswalt

    @pattonoswalt

    .@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.

    / Via

    Then the comedian seemed like he might feel apologetic.

    Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my "awesome brand tweeting." Ready?

    Patton Oswalt

    @pattonoswalt

    Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my "awesome brand tweeting." Ready?

    / Via

    Except in reality, he was exactly the opposite.

    .@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won't make you forget that "handsy" counselor at sailing camp, but they're still good.

    Patton Oswalt

    @pattonoswalt

    .@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won't make you forget that "handsy" counselor at sailing camp, but they're still good.

    / Via

    Patton sarcastically proved he would probably be the worst brand ambassador you could ask for.

    .@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!

    Patton Oswalt

    @pattonoswalt

    .@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!

    / Via

    Wow.

    .@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets 'em in the van and KEEPS 'em in the van.

    Patton Oswalt

    @pattonoswalt

    .@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets 'em in the van and KEEPS 'em in the van.

    / Via

    Still want him to represent you?

    Last one, guys: Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off

    Patton Oswalt

    @pattonoswalt

    Last one, guys: Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off

    / Via

    Actually, maybe he wouldn't be that bad.

    @pattonoswalt @BA_Influencers This is backfiring. Now I want @SunChips.

    OFFICIAL WAR ON XMAS

    @bigplastichead

    @pattonoswalt @BA_Influencers This is backfiring. Now I want @SunChips.

    / Via

    H/T Uproxx

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