Comedian Patton Oswalt Awesomely Shut Down A Company Trying To Get Him To Tweet Ads

And that's how it's done. (Note: NSFW language.)

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On Friday, he stirred up some drama when marketing company Brander tried to get him to take part in their sponsored tweets.

@pattonoswalt I'd love to invite you to get paid to tweet for awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans! DM us!

Brander Influencers

@BA_Influencers

@pattonoswalt I'd love to invite you to get paid to tweet for awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans! DM us!

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Patton was...less than enthused.

.@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

.@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.

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Then the comedian seemed like he might feel apologetic.

Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my "awesome brand tweeting." Ready?

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my "awesome brand tweeting." Ready?

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Except in reality, he was exactly the opposite.

.@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won't make you forget that "handsy" counselor at sailing camp, but they're still good.

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

.@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won't make you forget that "handsy" counselor at sailing camp, but they're still good.

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Patton sarcastically proved he would probably be the worst brand ambassador you could ask for.

.@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

.@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!

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Wow.

.@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets 'em in the van and KEEPS 'em in the van.

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

.@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets 'em in the van and KEEPS 'em in the van.

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Still want him to represent you?

Last one, guys: Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Last one, guys: Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off

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Actually, maybe he wouldn't be that bad.

@pattonoswalt @BA_Influencers This is backfiring. Now I want @SunChips.

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@bigplastichead

@pattonoswalt @BA_Influencers This is backfiring. Now I want @SunChips.

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H/T Uproxx