Hey small-breasted ladies: Meet your new savior.
Stacey Brennan, our guardian boob angel, is here to tell us her tricky secrets to making your ladies pop.
First, put on a push-up bra. Take two flat tube socks and stuff em way down in there.
Like so:
Your secret is safe with us.
Next, Brennan recommends getting some bronzer.
Brush it on around your cleavage in a Y-shape and blend.
Then put some luminizing powder on the tops of your breasts, and above the bronzer.
Ta-da!
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"So now we've got super big boobies, that for a night out would get a lot of free drinks, I think," Brennan says.
"I hope that this could help anyone out who wants to give themselves a really large, fake, and in-charge chest."
Now go get it, girl!
h/t Uproxx
