Surprise! Heidi and Spencer, the reality-show villains from The Hills, are broke as a joke.
The couple lamented to In Touch that they "can now only afford to eat from food trucks or cook at-home meals."
They also shared all of the goodies they bought over the past few years that cleared out their bank accounts.
They include...
$100,000 a month on Heidi's hair and makeup.
$2.5 million on studio time, photo shoots, and producers for Heidi's flopped record, Superficial.
$10,000 a week on eating out...
...including $4,000 bottles of wine.
$200,000 on Heidi's marathon 10 surgeries in one day.
$20,000 to $30,000 for each daily shopping trip.
$40,000 for Heidi to reduce her implants from an F to a C when she became "handicapped" by them.
Plus, we assume, thousands spent in therapy after not being invited to Lauren Conrad's wedding.
Remember the good times, Speidi.
