Ellen DeGeneres Shut Down An Anti-Gay Pastor In The Most Amazing Way

The pastor and author had written that she helps to promote a “gay agenda.” And she responded in classic Ellen fashion.

1. On her latest show, Ellen DeGeneres wanted to address a column that accused Hollywood of having a “gay agenda” and criticizes DeGeneres specifically.

The column was written by author and self-described “cultural commentator” Larry Tomczak in The Christian Post, and is titled “Are You Aware of the Avalanche of Gay Programming Assaulting Your Home?”

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3. “I don’t usually read anything about myself,” the talk show host started. “Unless it’s about me being pregnant and then how else would I know? Got to find out. But I heard there was an article written about me and I would like to address it right now.”

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5. Tomczak wrote that DeGeneres “celebrates her lesbianism and ‘marriage’ in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls.”

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7. “OK, let’s just break this down,” she said. “First of all, I’m not ‘married,’” she corrected, using air quotes. “I’m married. That’s all.”

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9. “And, Larry, I don’t even know what it means to celebrate my lesbianism. I mean… Well, I guess I do,” DeGeneres said, gleefully setting off a popper. “Like that! Yay! I’m gay!”

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11. She said Tomczak also criticized TV shows like Glee and Modern Family for “promoting gay agendas.” “If you ask me, Larry is watching a lot of gay TV,” she joked.

The 56-year-old continues that the author encourages parents to have kids watch so-called wholesome shows like Little House on the Prairie and I Love Lucy.

“I did some research, and if you don’t think Lucy and Ethel had something going on, explain this,” she said, as a picture of stars Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance came on the screen.

12. “If that’s not gay… That’s all us gays do,” DeGeneres joked. “We get a garbage can lid…”

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13. “The only way I’m trying to influence people is to be more kind and compassionate with one another,” DeGeneres said. “That is the message I’m sending out. I don’t have an agenda.”

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15. She added, “I’m not here to brainwash anyone,” as she was handed a spinning vortex.

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17. “Attention, youth of the world,” she said. “I want you to live your lives being exactly who you are. Be true to yourself — the most important thing is to be true to yourself.”

“The second most important thing is that you wear Ellen underwear and only Ellen underwear,” she added.

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19. And that’s why Ellen’s the queen.

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21. Watch the clip:

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