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Which Food Network Chef Is Your Spirit Animal?

Are you a Paula, a Sandra, a Guy, a Bobby, an Alton, or a Rachael? This quiz is 100% guaranteed to reveal the true chef within.

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  1. 1. How do you take your chicken?

    In Taquitos
    In Taquitos
    Parmesan-Crusted
    Parmesan-Crusted
    Fried
    Fried
    In Tacos
    In Tacos
    With Garlic
    With Garlic
    As Sesame
    As Sesame "Drumettes"
  2. 2. What's your favorite color?

  3. 3. What's your happy hour order?

    Strawberry Margarita
    Strawberry Margarita
    Blueberry Sangria
    Blueberry Sangria
    The Sea Donkey
    The Sea Donkey
    Lime Sherbet Punch
    Lime Sherbet Punch
    Concord Grape Royal
    Concord Grape Royal
    Frozen Mojito
    Frozen Mojito
  4. 4. What's your non-chef spirit animal?

  5. 5. Which is your must-have kitchen gadget?

    Panini Press
    frommykitchen.net
    Panini Press
    Deep Fryer
    uncrate.com
    Deep Fryer
    Spoonula
    amazon.com
    Spoonula
    Vitamix Blender
    acebarneshardware.com
    Vitamix Blender
  6. 6. What will you name your firstborn child?

  7. 7. If you had to eat 16 tons of one of these ingredients, which would it be?

  8. 8. Who did you hang out with in high school?

    The Mean Girls
    hellogiggles.com
    The Mean Girls
    The Soccer Team
    tvguide.com
    The Soccer Team
    The Nerds
    thechive.com
    The Nerds
    The Model UN
    monroecc.edu
    The Model UN
    The Stoners
    afterelton.com
    The Stoners
    The Cheerleaders
    fanpop.com
    The Cheerleaders
  9. 9. How would you dress up your pet hedgehog?

    In a sombrero.
    buzzfeed.com
    In a sombrero.
    As a bunny.
    hedgehogcentral.com
    As a bunny.
    As a burger.
    photos.hamorhollow.com!i=683452279&k=vQtnV
    As a burger.
    As a Hershey's kiss.
    buzzfeed.com
    As a Hershey's kiss.
    As Dracula.
    buzzfeed.com
    As Dracula.
  10. 10. Who do you most deeply identify with?

  11. 11. Which dessert speaks to your soul?

    Tie-Dye Cupcakes
    Tie-Dye Cupcakes
    Chocolate Chip Cookies
    Chocolate Chip Cookies
    Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding
    Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding
    Tequila Bars
    Tequila Bars
    Watermelon Slices With Lime-Honey Syrup
    Watermelon Slices With Lime-Honey Syrup
    Five-Minute Fudge Wreath
    Five-Minute Fudge Wreath
  12. 12. Which is the coolest letter of the alphabet?

  13. 13. How do you feel right now?

Which Food Network Chef Is Your Spirit Animal?

You got: Rachael Ray

You're obsessed with SPEED. If it takes longer than 30 minutes to cook, you might as well just throw it out and start again. If the bus goes below 55 mph, it will EXPLODE. You use a lot of conditioner in your hair, which shows that you take life seriously, but in a FUN way. You're most compatible with Guy Fieri and Sandra Lee. Watch out for Alton Brown.

Rachael Ray
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You got: Guy Fieri

You understand what a bro wants, and what a bro needs. You were born and raised in Flavor Town, and that's where you'll die at the age of 49 from a triple-chili-cheeseburger-induced heart attack. In your spare time, you enjoy restoring vintage ATV's and maintaining the texture of your hair spikes. You're most compatible with Rachael Ray and Bobby Flay. Watch out for Sandra Lee.

Guy Fieri
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You got: Alton Brown

You're a gentleman and a scholar, which means you know how to rock a bowtie when it feels right. If anyone tells you you're doing something wrong, you can always win the argument by staring deep into their eyes and yelling "SCIENCE!!!" You're most compatible with Bobby Flay and Paula Deen. Watch out for Rachael Ray.

Alton Brown
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You got: Sandra Lee

You're a crusader, working tirelessly to defend the common man and his right to celebrate Kwanzaa. You believe in the power of edible glitter. You're focused on maintaing a svelte physique through tireless training in the ancient martial art of Zumba. You're most compatible with Paula Deen and Rachael Ray. Watch out for Guy Fieri.

Sandra Lee
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You got: Bobby Flay

Secretly wish you were from Mexico. Often get stuck in the friend zone but you have a really good attitude about it. You maintain an aura of mystery at all costs. You're most compatible with Alton Brown and Guy Fieri. Watch out for Paula Deen.

Bobby Flay
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You got: Paula Deen

You don't believe in traditional medicine, preferring to practice homeopathic doughnut therapy. Categorically refuse to use any pronouns except "y'all." You keep your friends close and your enemies pretty far away. Most compatible with Sandra Lee and Alton Brown. Watch out for Bobby Flay.

Paula Deen
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