11. Listen, lovers: You can do better.
13. You can bake real cupcakes.
14. Or, if you’re not feeling ambitious, just buy some cookies and make your main hang a sundae.
- Italy is today observing a national day of mourning for the victims of Wednesday's earthquake. The death toll has climbed to 284.
- Donald Trump's campaign chief Stephen Bannon said "he doesn't like Jews," according to his ex-wife.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.