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    21 Terrible Yelp Reviews Of The Fanciest Restaurants In America

    What are three measly Michelin stars in the face of Bobby G.'s towering rage?

    Per Se (New York)

    1. Some constructive suggestions for the staff:

    2. A request for additions to the menu:

    Alinea (Chicago)

    3. A helpful suggestion from Marty:

    4. A poignant, but nonetheless sick, burn:

    5. A man who may need new friends:

    6. A diner who seems to be his own worst enemy:

    7. A rant with a beautiful silver lining:

    Chef's Table at Brooklyn Fare (New York)

    8. Two friends who just wanted to worship food their own way:

    The French Laundry (Yountville, CA)

    9. A creative assessment of flavor profiles:

    10. A request for the servers to be LESS friendly:

    11. The beginning of a full-scale vendetta:

    Daniel (New York)

    12. A man with an eye for tailoring:

    13. Someone who really just needs to have a heart-to-heart with Lindsay:

    Eleven Madison Park (New York)

    14. A seriously miffed dropper of "serious coin":

    15. Someone who'd rather you didn't try to give them free drinks:

    The Restaurant at Meadowood (St. Helena, CA)

    16. A Beckett play in miniature:

    17. A woman with budgetary concerns we should all be so lucky to have:

    Jean-Georges (New York)

    18. A drastic reversal, unexplained:

    19. The truly epic saga of one mother's run-in with a vicious door:

    Masa (New York)

    20. A woman who's lucky in love:

    21. Someone who at least made a new friend: