15 Trashy Bagel Topping Combos That Are Actually Brilliant

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Have you ever looked down at your bagel, smeared with quietly dignified cream cheese, maybe topped off with a little bit of lox or onion, and wished that it could offer you...more? Like, for instance, a bunch of Doritos?

Here's a beautiful thing to consider: No one is stopping from you from putting all kinds of insane junk on your bagel. It's YOUR bagel. You can do WHATEVER YOU WANT.

Are you intrigued? Good. We have a few suggestions for your next bagel opportunity.

1. The Birthday Cake Bagel

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!! We crumbled up Hostess mini powdered sugar Donettes, and can highly recommend them for this purpose.

6. The Ritz Dip Bagel

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If you don't know about the tangy magic of pimiento cheese, you should! And you might as well make your own, because it's so easy.