A Bar In Milwaukee Is Serving A Bloody Mary With An Entire Fried Chicken In It

Next up: a cow?

Blood Marys, by nature, tend to invite grand gestures in the garnish department.

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Sobelman's Pub & Grill, a bar in Milwaukee, is already the undisputed leader in this field.

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According to the bar's website, the "Bloody Masterpiece" involves 13 garnishes. The one that probably *stands out* would be...the pickle?

JUST KIDDING, it would be the bacon cheeseburger.

But, not content to rest on their celery sticks, the team at the bar has just debuted a brand new garnish: AN ENTIRE FRIED CHICKEN.

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This creation is entitled the "Chicken Fried Bloody Beast."

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The official description: "It includes the standard Sobelmans garnish (cheese, sausage, pickle, olive, onion, mushroom, asparagus, scallion, shrimp, lemon,brussels sprout, tomato & celery) for 4 regular Bloodies, two Baconadoes (skewers of bacon-wrapped jalapeno cheeseballs) & a whole fried chicken, fresh from Ray's Butcher Shoppe in Greenfield, Wisconsin!"

The beast will cost you $50, but honestly, that seems pretty reasonable in exchange for eternal glory.

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And the bar says they will donate $5 of that to Milwaukee's Hunger Task Force for each "drink" they sell.

So, anyway, see you there for brunch tomorrow!

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