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Is Your Thanksgiving Dinner Normal?

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  1. What time do you usually start eating Thanksgiving dinner?

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    If it's later than noon, we're behind schedule.
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    Sometime around mid-afternoon.
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    Early evening — 5 or 6 p.m.
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    Regular dinnertime.
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What time do you usually start eating Thanksgiving dinner?
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    If it's later than noon, we're behind schedule.
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    Sometime around mid-afternoon.
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    Early evening — 5 or 6 p.m.
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    Regular dinnertime.
  1. How much do you eat during the day leading up to dinner?

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    NOTHING. Must devote 100% system capacity to Thanksgiving.
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    Just breakfast, no lunch.
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    I eat...normally?
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    Eat extra to EXPAND my stomach for dinner, you amateur.
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How much do you eat during the day leading up to dinner?
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    NOTHING. Must devote 100% system capacity to Thanksgiving.
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    Just breakfast, no lunch.
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    I eat...normally?
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    Eat extra to EXPAND my stomach for dinner, you amateur.
  1. Do you believe in eating appetizers before dinner?

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    Better not to, that space is reserved for mashed potatoes.
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    Of course, people need SOMETHING to keep them from perpetrating violence.
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Do you believe in eating appetizers before dinner?
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    Better not to, that space is reserved for mashed potatoes.
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    Of course, people need SOMETHING to keep them from perpetrating violence.
  1. Does salad have a place on the Thanksgiving table?

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    NO LEAVES ALLOWED.
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    Sure, whatever.
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    It's mandatory! Gotta have some roughage to keep everything else moving.
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Does salad have a place on the Thanksgiving table?
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    NO LEAVES ALLOWED.
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    Sure, whatever.
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    It's mandatory! Gotta have some roughage to keep everything else moving.
  1. What is your chosen side carb?

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    Dinner rolls, bro.
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    Biscuits, baby.
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    Cornbread, compadre.
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    Some other kind of alt carb.
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    None, side carbs are a useless distraction.
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What is your chosen side carb?
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    Dinner rolls, bro.
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    Biscuits, baby.
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    Cornbread, compadre.
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    Some other kind of alt carb.
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    None, side carbs are a useless distraction.
  1. To baste the turkey or not to baste?

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    Baste all day, baste all night.
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    You know that doesn't actually do anything, right?
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To baste the turkey or not to baste?
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    Baste all day, baste all night.
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    You know that doesn't actually do anything, right?
  1. Do you call it "stuffing" or "dressing"?

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    It's stuffing, duh.
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    It's definitely dressing.
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Do you call it "stuffing" or "dressing"?
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    It's stuffing, duh.
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    It's definitely dressing.
  1. Whatever you call it, what do you make it with?

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    Regular bread.
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    Cornbread!
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    Something even more exotic.
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Whatever you call it, what do you make it with?
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    Regular bread.
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    Cornbread!
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    Something even more exotic.
  1. What's your plate-attack strat?

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    Eat one thing at a time, saving the best for last.
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    Eat the best thing first in case you run out of stomach space.
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    Keep food separate but take bites from everything in turn.
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    Mix everything together. FREE-FOR-ALL.
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What's your plate-attack strat?
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    Eat one thing at a time, saving the best for last.
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    Eat the best thing first in case you run out of stomach space.
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    Keep food separate but take bites from everything in turn.
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    Mix everything together. FREE-FOR-ALL.
  1. Which kind of mashed potatoes is your true potato love?

    You can learn how to make ALL of them here!

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    Fluffy mountain.
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    Creamy & swirly.
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    Cheesy & tangy.
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    Garlicky smashed.
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Which kind of mashed potatoes is your true potato love?
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    Fluffy mountain.
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    Creamy & swirly.
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    Cheesy & tangy.
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    Garlicky smashed.
  1. What's your Take on turkey?

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    Turkey RULES and I wish we could eat it all year.
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    Sometime's it's kinda dry, but whatever, it's fine.
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    I would rather eat anything else in the world, tbh.
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What's your Take on turkey?
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    Turkey RULES and I wish we could eat it all year.
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    Sometime's it's kinda dry, but whatever, it's fine.
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    I would rather eat anything else in the world, tbh.
  1. At what point of fullness do you stop eating?

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    Normal full. I've learned to pace myself.
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    Unbutton-my-pants full.
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    Can't-feel-my-legs full.
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    Dead.
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At what point of fullness do you stop eating?
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    Normal full. I've learned to pace myself.
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    Unbutton-my-pants full.
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    Can't-feel-my-legs full.
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    Dead.
  1. How many pies is the correct number of pies?

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    1 pie.
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    2 pies.
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    3 pies.
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    7 pies.
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    69 pies.
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    420 pies.
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How many pies is the correct number of pies?
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    1 pie.
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    2 pies.
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    3 pies.
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    7 pies.
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    69 pies.
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    420 pies.

Okay, now let's finish this with a SNAP DECISION ROUND!

  1. Marshmallows or pecan stuff on your sweet potatoes?

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    MARSHMALLOWS
    MARSHMALLOWS
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    PECAN STUFF
    PECAN STUFF
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Marshmallows or pecan stuff on your sweet potatoes?
  1. MARSHMALLOWS
     
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    MARSHMALLOWS
  2. PECAN STUFF
     
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    PECAN STUFF
  1. Dark meat or white meat?

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    YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
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    YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
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    WALK TOWARD THE LIGHT
    Lauren Zaser
    WALK TOWARD THE LIGHT
    Lauren Zaser
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Dark meat or white meat?
  1. YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
     
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    YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
  2. WALK TOWARD THE LIGHT
     
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    WALK TOWARD THE LIGHT
  1. Canned or cooked cranberry sauce?

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    AIN'T CRAN IF IT AIN'T CANNED
    AIN'T CRAN IF IT AIN'T CANNED
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    THE FRESHER THE BETTER
    THE FRESHER THE BETTER
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Canned or cooked cranberry sauce?
  1. AIN'T CRAN IF IT AIN'T CANNED
     
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    AIN'T CRAN IF IT AIN'T CANNED
  2. THE FRESHER THE BETTER
     
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    THE FRESHER THE BETTER
  1. Pumpkin or pecan pie?

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    GOURD BLESS PUMPKIN
    GOURD BLESS PUMPKIN
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    PECAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS
    PECAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS
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Pumpkin or pecan pie?
  1. GOURD BLESS PUMPKIN
     
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    GOURD BLESS PUMPKIN
  2. PECAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS
     
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    PECAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS

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