18 Foods You Could Be Eating Out Of A Cone

Don’t ask questions.

1. Pizza

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Both pizza cone vendors of which I am personally aware have closed. And apparently they’re just big grease-buckets.

2. Brownies

This is just a bullshit barrier to brownie access. I want it STRAIGHT UP.

3. Sausage, Mashed Potato, Gravy & Peas

A British innovation, naturally.

4. Cinnamon Rolls

It’s hard to complain about eating a cinnamon roll in any context, but…? (????)

5. Spaghetti

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If you’re willing to fly to Korea for research purposes, the restaurant Balena serves a wide array of waffle cone meal options, including steak. On the other hand, don’t do that.

6. Caesar Salad

In a crouton cone. Get it!? (It’s OK if you don’t, cone food is complex.)

7. Muffins

Potentially a legit hack for sad people who don’t own muffin tins; fill the cones and arrange them (Very Carefully) on a baking sheet. Then buy a damn muffin tin.

8. Bacon & Eggs

The Bacone contains scrambled eggs, cheese and sausage gravy, and wears a cute little biscuit hat. “It’s like an entire Old Country Buffet plate wrapped up into a cone!” Unfortunately, probably best approached with a fork.

10. Pudding

I…OK. Sure.

11. Raw Tuna


Thanks (?) for bringing this concept into the world, Wolfgang.

12. Pumpkin Pie

Get out of here. Just give me a dang slice of pie.

13. Chicken & Waffles

Who doesn’t love a chicken nubbin?!

14. Pancakes, Sausage, and Cinnamon Cream Cheese

Well that, right there, is a goddamn breakfast of champions.

15. Chili

Something this magical could only exist at Disneyland.

16. Fruit Salad

If your kids are gullible enough, you might be able to convince them it’s ice cream.

17. Mac ‘n’ Cheese

Seems legit.

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