Food·Posted on Sep 13, 201318 Foods You Could Be Eating Out Of A ConeDon't ask questions.by Rachel SandersBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Pizza Adam Kuban / Serious Eats Both pizza cone vendors of which I am personally aware have closed. And apparently they're just big grease-buckets. 2. Brownies backforsecondsblog.com This is just a bullshit barrier to brownie access. I want it STRAIGHT UP. 3. Sausage, Mashed Potato, Gravy & Peas metro.co.uk A British innovation, naturally. 4. Cinnamon Rolls ohbiteit.com It's hard to complain about eating a cinnamon roll in any context, but...? (????) 5. Spaghetti Daniel Lee Gray / seouleats.com If you're willing to fly to Korea for research purposes, the restaurant Balena serves a wide array of waffle cone meal options, including steak. On the other hand, don't do that. 6. Caesar Salad dudefoods.com In a crouton cone. Get it!? (It's OK if you don't, cone food is complex.) 7. Muffins pleasantestthing.com Potentially a legit hack for sad people who don't own muffin tins; fill the cones and arrange them (Very Carefully) on a baking sheet. Then buy a damn muffin tin. 8. Bacon & Eggs pitch.com The Bacone contains scrambled eggs, cheese and sausage gravy, and wears a cute little biscuit hat. "It's like an entire Old Country Buffet plate wrapped up into a cone!" Unfortunately, probably best approached with a fork. 9. Tacos dudefoods.com Dude Foods strikes again. 10. Pudding spoonful.com I...OK. Sure. 11. Raw Tuna justataste.com Thanks (?) for bringing this concept into the world, Wolfgang. 12. Pumpkin Pie garden-larder.blogspot.com Get out of here. Just give me a dang slice of pie. 13. Chicken & Waffles foodbeast.com Who doesn't love a chicken nubbin?! 14. Pancakes, Sausage, and Cinnamon Cream Cheese lizbushong.com Well that, right there, is a goddamn breakfast of champions. 15. Chili insidethemagic.net Something this magical could only exist at Disneyland. 16. Fruit Salad seevanessacraft.com If your kids are gullible enough, you might be able to convince them it's ice cream. 17. Mac 'n' Cheese bostonfoodtruck.wordpress.com Seems legit.