19 Foods That Are Too Damn Hard To Eat

IT'S LIKE YOU THINK I - WANT - TINY PIECES OF TOMATO ALL OVER MY BODY

THE 1/16TH OF THIS PLANT THAT'S ACTUALLY EDIBLE BREAKS YOUR TEETH, WHAT KIND OF ODDS ARE THOSE

ISN'T THIS PHOTO PROOF ENOUGH

IF I WANTED CARAMEL IN MY NOSE I'D FILL MY NETI POT WITH IT

HOT GROUND MEAT MESS FROM HADES

HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS, ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T A REALLY MEAN JOKE

I LOVE WHEN THE ROLL UNRAVELS AND THE SUSHI GUTS PLUNGE TO THEIR FISHY DEATH

NOT

NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS

MY TEARS FLOW LIKE THE SCALDING LIQUID INSIDE

GOOD FUN IF YOU ENJOY EATING FALLEN ORBS OF MEAT OFF THE FLOOR

IT'S LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP A BUNCH OF SPRINKLES WITH TWO TREE TRUNKS

IF YOU'RE USNG A MALLET TO BUST OPEN YOUR FOOD MAYBE YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER YOUR CHOICES

TANGLED. MOUTH. SPLINTERS!

COOL, WHO NEEDS FINGERNAILS ANYWAY

LOL, REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD STILL FEEL THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH

COULD YOU BE A LITTLE SLIMIER, I'M NOT QUITE FRUSTRATED ENOUGH YET

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE ARE THINGS I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW THAN TINY RAZOR-SHARP BONES

BRB, PLANTING SOME TREES IN THE SOLID FOOT OF GRANOLA MULCH ON MY CARPET