19 Foods That Are Too Damn Hard To Eat

If I wanted a challenge, I'd be climbing a mountain.

1. Bruschetta

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IT'S LIKE YOU THINK I - WANT - TINY PIECES OF TOMATO ALL OVER MY BODY

2. Pomegranates

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THE 1/16TH OF THIS PLANT THAT'S ACTUALLY EDIBLE BREAKS YOUR TEETH, WHAT KIND OF ODDS ARE THOSE

3. Corn on the Cob

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ISN'T THIS PHOTO PROOF ENOUGH

4. Caramel Apples

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IF I WANTED CARAMEL IN MY NOSE I'D FILL MY NETI POT WITH IT

5. Hard Tacos

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HOT GROUND MEAT MESS FROM HADES

6. Artichokes

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HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS, ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T A REALLY MEAN JOKE

7. Sushi

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I LOVE WHEN THE ROLL UNRAVELS AND THE SUSHI GUTS PLUNGE TO THEIR FISHY DEATH

NOT

8. Enormous Burgers

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NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS

9. Soup Dumplings

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MY TEARS FLOW LIKE THE SCALDING LIQUID INSIDE

10. Meatball Subs

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GOOD FUN IF YOU ENJOY EATING FALLEN ORBS OF MEAT OFF THE FLOOR

11. Rice (with chopsticks)

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IT'S LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP A BUNCH OF SPRINKLES WITH TWO TREE TRUNKS

12. Crabs

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IF YOU'RE USNG A MALLET TO BUST OPEN YOUR FOOD MAYBE YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER YOUR CHOICES

13. Celery

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TANGLED. MOUTH. SPLINTERS!

14. Pistachios

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COOL, WHO NEEDS FINGERNAILS ANYWAY

15. Ciabatta Sandwiches

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LOL, REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD STILL FEEL THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH

16. Cupcakes

IF HERMIONE GRANGER CAN'T LOOK CUTE EATING IT WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE

17. Mangoes

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COULD YOU BE A LITTLE SLIMIER, I'M NOT QUITE FRUSTRATED ENOUGH YET

18. Whole Fish

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BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE ARE THINGS I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW THAN TINY RAZOR-SHARP BONES

19. Crunchy Granola Bars

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BRB, PLANTING SOME TREES IN THE SOLID FOOT OF GRANOLA MULCH ON MY CARPET