1. These inappropriate corn dog muffins:

Rude, frankly.
2. This poor, unfortunate watermelon cake:

Go home, cake. You're drunk.
3. This problematic vegan pasta:

BIG CASHEW IS BEHIND THIS
4. These unmotivated paleo cinnamon rolls:

Diagnosis: lack of ambition.
5. These doomed mozzarella bites:

6. This rainbow cake that rolled a little too hard:

All adventurous cakes do.
7. These stained-glass cookies:

Breaking my heart.
8. These bunny blobscuits:

Don't impose your standard of beauty on my bunny, OK?
9. These horrifying apple turkeys:

I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS
10. This candy corn cookie calamity:

And kids, that's why you should never touch candy corn without hazmat gear on.
11. These sad cinnamon bun pancakes:

Good morning!
12. This 14-layer caketastrophe:

Eh, I'd eat it.
13. These broken bacon hearts:

Pretty hurts.
14. These Jell-o shots (?) that never quite jelled:
Stop crying and go get the spoons.
15. This rainbow cupcake mistake:

They just wanted to be free.
16. This...cake?

17. This salted caramel pretzel meltdown:

Salty...LIKE MY TEARS.
18. This attempt at Rice Krispie patriotism:

19. These would-be quinoa pancakes:

20. This rather ineleggant breakfast:

21. This Sour Patch Situation:

What counts is that you tried. Tried and failed miserably.
22. The peanut butter cup cookies that couldn't:

There were irreconcilable differences.
23. This:

lol
24. This failed fruit roll-up:

Looks about right to me.
25. This almost-ombré cake:

26. This rainbow pasta tragedy:

You brought this upon yourself for trying to make RAINBOW PASTA in the first place.
27. This incredible, edible sinking sponge cake:

A real letdown.
28. This microwave cookie fiasco:

29. These overnight oats:

Maybe they're just hungover?
30. This not-so-easy mac:

You do realize this comes in a box, right?
31. These heartbreaking yogurt-covered strawberries:

glurp glorp glarp
32. This rubber-ducky cupcake massacre:

They didn't deserve to die like this.
34. These not-so-hot tater tots:

35. This polka-dot cake:

Bull's-eye.