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The 35 Most Heartbreaking Food Fails Of 2013

This was the year that we all truly nailed it.

1. These inappropriate corn dog muffins:

2. This poor, unfortunate watermelon cake:

3. This problematic vegan pasta:

4. These unmotivated paleo cinnamon rolls:

5. These doomed mozzarella bites:

6. This rainbow cake that rolled a little too hard:

7. These stained-glass cookies:

8. These bunny blobscuits:

9. These horrifying apple turkeys:

10. This candy corn cookie calamity:

11. These sad cinnamon bun pancakes:

12. This 14-layer caketastrophe:

13. These broken bacon hearts:

14. These Jell-o shots (?) that never quite jelled:

Stop crying and go get the spoons.

15. This rainbow cupcake mistake:

16. This...cake?

17. This salted caramel pretzel meltdown:

18. This attempt at Rice Krispie patriotism:

19. These would-be quinoa pancakes:

20. This rather ineleggant breakfast:

21. This Sour Patch Situation:

22. The peanut butter cup cookies that couldn't:

23. This:

24. This failed fruit roll-up:

25. This almost-ombré cake:

26. This rainbow pasta tragedy:

You brought this upon yourself for trying to make RAINBOW PASTA in the first place.

27. This incredible, edible sinking sponge cake:

28. This microwave cookie fiasco:

29. These overnight oats:

30. This not-so-easy mac:

31. These heartbreaking yogurt-covered strawberries:

32. This rubber-ducky cupcake massacre:

33. This sad bread dachshund:


34. These not-so-hot tater tots:

35. This polka-dot cake:

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