1. These inappropriate corn dog muffins:
Rude, frankly.
2. This poor, unfortunate watermelon cake:
Go home, cake. You're drunk.
3. This problematic vegan pasta:
BIG CASHEW IS BEHIND THIS
4. These unmotivated paleo cinnamon rolls:
Diagnosis: lack of ambition.
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5. These doomed mozzarella bites:
6. This rainbow cake that rolled a little too hard:
All adventurous cakes do.
7. These stained-glass cookies:
Breaking my heart.
8. These bunny blobscuits:
Don't impose your standard of beauty on my bunny, OK?
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9. These horrifying apple turkeys:
I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS
10. This candy corn cookie calamity:
And kids, that's why you should never touch candy corn without hazmat gear on.
11. These sad cinnamon bun pancakes:
Good morning!
12. This 14-layer caketastrophe:
Eh, I'd eat it.
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13. These broken bacon hearts:
Pretty hurts.
14. These Jell-o shots (?) that never quite jelled:
Stop crying and go get the spoons.
15. This rainbow cupcake mistake:
They just wanted to be free.
16. This...cake?
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17. This salted caramel pretzel meltdown:
Salty...LIKE MY TEARS.
18. This attempt at Rice Krispie patriotism:
19. These would-be quinoa pancakes:
20. This rather ineleggant breakfast:
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21. This Sour Patch Situation:
What counts is that you tried. Tried and failed miserably.
22. The peanut butter cup cookies that couldn't:
There were irreconcilable differences.
23. This:
lol
24. This failed fruit roll-up:
Looks about right to me.
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25. This almost-ombré cake:
26. This rainbow pasta tragedy:
You brought this upon yourself for trying to make RAINBOW PASTA in the first place.
27. This incredible, edible sinking sponge cake:
A real letdown.
28. This microwave cookie fiasco:
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29. These overnight oats:
Maybe they're just hungover?
30. This not-so-easy mac:
You do realize this comes in a box, right?
31. These heartbreaking yogurt-covered strawberries:
glurp glorp glarp
32. This rubber-ducky cupcake massacre:
They didn't deserve to die like this.
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34. These not-so-hot tater tots:
35. This polka-dot cake:
Bull's-eye.
