4. There is truly no amount or type of liquor that’s not at home in a 7-11 slurpee. Go nuts.
8. When a party runs out of ice or mixers, just pour some whiskey into a cold beer.
Shot IN a beer is the new shot and a beer.
11. Jesus Juice (red wine + Dr Pepper or cola) is also certified God-approved.
13. Also consider the time-honored combination of red wine and Sunkist.
15. The classic “Hop, Skip and Go Naked” (sometimes charmingly referred to as “Pink Panty Dropper”) is a magical mixture of lemonade, cheap beer, and vodka.
Would you like a recipe? Here’s a recipe.
17. Extend the life of a box of Franzia by drinking half and then refilling it with Coke.
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