29 Signs You’re Really Not A Cat Person

I cat even with you.

1. Whatever’s going on here, you want it to stop:

NO PURRING.

2. Your first instinct is to report this cat to HR:

NO ONE wants to see that, buddy.

3. You carry at least one lint roller with you at ALL times.

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4. Looking at this gives you a deep, sadistic thrill:

5. You’re tempted to let this problem sort itself out:

7. This fills your heart with unadulterated rage:

9. You just screamed aloud when you saw this:

10. You’ve had nightmares about this happening:

11. You really want to give this dog a high five:

12. And award each of these puppies their own individual puppy medal:

13. You feel that this cat has been appropriately disciplined:

14. Needs more shaming, if anything.

15. You have no idea what this jerk cat’s problem is:

16. This makes you chuckle:

17. And this makes you straight-up LOL:

18. You look at this and instinctively nod:

Like, yes, that’s where a cat belongs.

19. You could watch this on loop for hours:

21. Okay, ONE more:

Hahahahhahahahaha.

22. You’re pretty sure this cat is just trying to get attention:

23. You’ve got a secret stash of toilet paper tubes for just this purpose:

24. You’d briefly consider closing this right up again:

25. This seems like a marked improvement to you:

26. Just looking at this cat is making your throat close up:

27. This is, like, barely even cute to you:

28. This boop makes you feel nothing:

29. Ugh, whatever, ALMOST nothing.

Just because you’re cute doesn’t mean I’m not Team Dog.

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