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    17 Cooking Projects Ain't Nobody Got Time For

    Listen, I love that you love to glue individual sprinkles into mosaics on cupcakes. But some of us, well...we have other dreams.

    1. Convincing these macarons to dangle off the edge of a cake:

    2. Deliberately disguising this cupcake to look like a hamburger:

    3. Separately dyeing these strands of pasta different colors in order to achieve a C.R.E. (Cheerful Rainbow Effect) when combined in one bowl:

    4. Piping 17,000 pink frosting ruffles onto this cake:

    5. Crafting these tiny-teeny microscopic Pop-Tarts:

    6. Applying stamp messages to these marshmallows that are inexplicably impaled on straws:

    7. Baking five different cake layers in five different colors and then carefully slicing and arranging them so as to create one super-creepy clown cake:

    8. Layering 1 million Jell-O flavors to create this monstrosity:

    9. Inserting tiny fragments of bacon and arugula into the scooped-out halves of grape tomatoes:

    10. Whatever's happening here:

    11. Arranging carefully trimmed cubes of stuff into this cubical salad:

    12. Filling these miniature suspended-in-space ice cream cones with tomatoes and cheese:

    13. Going to extreme lengths to make this cake look like a fish:

    14. Mixing six different bread doughs in order to achieve this:

    15. Obstructing access to this cake with an enormous icing flower and weird stripes:

    16. Rolling cream cheese and pineapple into this "waffle breakfast sushi":

    17. Hiding candy inside these elaborately constructed piñata cookies:

    All together now!