What happens when you round up 15 wines made by celebrities...
...and ask one of the country's top sommeliers, Michael Madrigale, to ruthlessly evaluate them?
...blind, of course, to prevent any judicial bias.
BuzzFeed Food decided to find out.
Several food and celebrity editors joined the taste taste...
And here are the results, from best to worst.
Most Likely to Actually Be in Your Life: Francis Ford Coppola's Merlot
Looks the Least Like It's Made by a Porn Star: Natalie "Savanna Samson" Oliveros's Brunello Di Montalcino
Best Dad Birthday Gift: Sting's "Sister Moon" Red Blend
Least-Surprisingly Decent: Mario Batali's "I Perazzi" Red Blend
Darkest Horse: Jeff Gordon's Chardonnay
Most Likely to Delight Your Grandmother: Dave Matthews' "Everyday" White Blend
Most Disappointing Wine Made by Agent Cooper: Kyle MacLachlan's Cabernet Sauvignon
Hardest Rocking Sauvignon Blanc: ACDC's "Hell's Bells" Sauvignon Blanc
Biggest Booty: Fergie's "Fergalicious" Red Blend
Best Soft Drink Alternative: Wayne Gretzky's Cabernet Sauvignon
Most Likely to End Up in Spaghetti Sauce: Antonio Banderas's Ribera Del Duero
Most Like Drinking Canned Pear Syrup: Emilio Estevez's Viognier
Best Option for #Teen Drinkers: Drew Barrymore's Pinot Grigio
Best for People Who Are Already Drunk: ACDC's "Back In Black" Shiraz
Most Flatulent: Brad and Angelina's (Winery's) "Clara Lua" White Blend
You Guys, It's Made by TRAIN: Train's "Calling All Angels" Chardonnay
Graphics by John Gara.