1. Dive into a pile of French fries.
2. Surround yourself with a sea of doughnuts.
3. Consume a burger larger than your head.
4. Get lost in an ice cream sundae.
5. Cuddle up with the world's biggest mozzarella stick.
6. Order an extra-extra-large pizza.
7. Take a dip in a vat of mac 'n' cheese.
There's always 2016.