DIVISION I: General Excellence
DIVISION II: Burgers
This seems to include anything you can put between two round discs of bread-like substance.
DIVISION III: Pizza Hut
Have to hand it to Pizza Hut for their non-stop worldwide development of incoherent and yet totally mesmerizing pizza products. They win 2012 for weird shit, hands down.
DIVISION IV: Dessert
These treats distinguished themselves in a rapidly-expanding category.
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