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    12 Great Ways To Use Creamy Peanut Butter

    Just because it's completely inedible doesn't mean it's not versatile!

    WARNING

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    UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EAT OR OTHERWISE INGEST CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER. IN CASE OF STARVATION OR EMERGENCY, ADD PEANUT CHUNKS TO CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER TO BEST APPROXIMATE REAL (CRUNCHY) PEANUT BUTTER.

    But here's what you CAN do with it...

    1. Feed it to a golden retriever.

    2. Feed it to a corgi.

    3. Feed it to this other dog.

    4. Put it on a dog's head.

    5. Offer it to a cat.

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    The cat may refuse; this is because cats are more intelligent than dogs.

    6. Glue together a house of cards.

    7. Let a baby play in it.

    8. Moisturize your scalp with it.

    9. Apply soothing face mask; let dog remove when ready.

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    In case of accidental ingestion, call doctor immediately.

    10. Apply to bottom of foot; let dog remove.

    11. Apply to floor; tell everyone it's art.

    12. Apply to sandwich; feed sandwich to worst enemy.