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Do you live for the moment someone in the group text says, “So what’s the deal with apple cider vinegar?" (h/t <a href="https://www.instagram.com/wellnesshoe/" target="_blank">@WellnessHoe</a>)

Do you live for the moment someone in the group text says, “So what’s the deal with apple cider vinegar?" (h/t @WellnessHoe)

How Much Of A Wellness Hoe Are You?

How much of a wellness hoe are you? Take a deep, cleansing breath and then check all that apply:

You're 5% wellness hoe.

Drink a little more water, buy yourself a snake plant, and scroll through r/SkincareAddiction.

You're 13% wellness hoe.

Drink a little more water, take a lap around the farmers market this weekend, and watch some documentaries about bees.

You're 28% wellness hoe.

You're a low-key wellness hoe. You may not be into matcha and $75 vitamin C serum right now, but give it a couple of years.

You're 36% wellness hoe.

You're a low-key wellness hoe. You may not be into adaptogens and $100 yoga pants right now, but give it a couple of years.

You're 47% wellness hoe.

Your wellness hoe game is strong. You might be due to meditate with some quartz and selenite, but in the meantime, keep on hoeing.

You're 64% wellness hoe.

Your wellness hoe game is strong. You might be due to consult the stars (and IG) for advice on how to take it to the next level, but in the meantime, keep on hoeing.

You're 71% wellness hoe.

Mad respect, you beautiful, well-hydrated bitch. You’ve embraced the wellness hustle and are \*radiating\*. Go grab yourself a new detoxifying clay mask — you deserve it.

You're 87% wellness hoe.

Mad respect, you beautiful, well-hydrated bitch. You’ve embraced the wellness hustle and are \*radiating\*. Go splurge on that Goop Moon Dust you’re pretending you don’t want — you deserve it.

You're 93% wellness hoe.

You're the most wellness hoe who ever wellness hoed. Mad respect, you beautiful, well-hydrated bitch. You’ve elevated wellness from a lifestyle to an art.

You're 98% wellness hoe.

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How Much Of A Wellness Hoe Are You?

So, the term "wellness hoe" recently came to our attention and just...yes.

How Much Of A Wellness Hoe Are You?

So, the term "wellness hoe" recently came to our attention and just...yes.

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