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Wait, WTF Is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Actually About?

Mommy is having an extramarital affair with Santa, right?!

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Today I was browsing BuzzFeed, as is my wont, and I came across this:

It says: "until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa."
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It says: "until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa."

Wait...WHAT? It never occurred to me either, probably because that's not implied in the lyrics at all:

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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

I sent the Tumblr image to my co-workers and the reaction was swift and furious:

rachelwmiller [3:37 PM]:

is the song about the husband being dressed up as santa?!

terripous [3:38 PM]:

IS IT???

rachelwmiller [3:38 PM]:

are there verses that explain this???

alanna [3:38 PM]:

wait WHAT

i never even THOUGHT about that

terripous [3:38 PM]

never thought it was anything other than a cheating song

rachelysanders [3:38 PM]:

omg you guys

yes santa is obviously the dad

emma.tyler [3:39 PM]:

i read something like this like 2 years ago and it blew my damn mind

rachelysanders [3:39 PM]:

the child is an idiot

rachelwmiller [3:39 PM]:

what do you mean OBVIOUSLY, Rachel?

rachelysanders [3:39 PM]:

like ALL OF YOU

rachelwmiller [3:39 PM]:

you just called us all idiots omg

alanna [3:39 PM]:

i thought mommy was a slut!

rachelwmiller [3:39 PM]:

same!!

rachelysanders [3:39 PM]:

i have amended my word choice

it was uncharitable

Note: Her statement now says, "The child is just mistaken."

alanna [3:41 PM]:

why did daddy dress up though

if he was never supposed to be seen

IS IT A SEX THING

Well...IS it a sex thing?!?!

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    The child's father is obviously dressed up as Santa Claus!
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    Mommy is clearly fooling around with Santa Claus!
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