"Tresses" is another word for your hair.
You may also refer to it as your "locks."
Your "peepers" are your eyes.
prepared a dishinvited yourselfbrought a dateput on a dress
To "don a frock" is to put on a dress.
Somewhere, in some world.
"a red lip""a skinny jean""a patent pump""a bold brow"all of the abovenone of the above
It is perfectly acceptable — nay, preferred — to discuss lips, jeans, eyebrows, and shoes as singular items instead of things that basically always come in pairs.
buttthighsabsupper armsnone of the above
All of these are trouble zones and must be targeted accordingly!
buttvulva/vaginalower backtoe cleavage
"V-zone" is the preferred term for your vulva and/or vagina.
Other acceptable options include "down there" and "lady parts."
your thumba pair of dicea deck of cardsthe palm of your handboth C & D
A serving of protein is about the size and thickness of the palm of your hand OR a deck of cards.
going for a rungoing to the gymdoing yogahaving a sweat sesh
When you're working out, you're "having a sweat sesh."
You may also be "torching calories" or "blasting fat."
This woman is shaped like a fruit, NOT a human.
a white button-front shirta well-fitting blazerunderweara little black dress
Every woman must have a white button-front shirt, a well-fitting blazer, and a little black dress in her closet.
And get it all tailored for crying out loud.
throw / a blazerswipe / red lipstickadd / a clutchall of the above
The easiest way to take your look ~from day to night~ is to throw on a blazer, add a clutch, or swipe on red lipstick.
was refreshingly down-to-earthreally opened upate a lot of meticulously documented food during the interviewall of the above
This month's cover star was refreshingly down-to-earth, super candid, and VERY hungry.
burgersburritospasta if she's craving pasta because she's not like the other actresses who starve themselveswine and chocolate when she's in the mood because life's too short, right?!a small handful of almonds when she needs a snackall of the above
Female celebrities maintain their gorgeous figures by eating whatever high-calorie foods they want... except during snack time, when a small handful of almonds is perfectly sufficient.
Like, seven almonds.
your guyyour beauyour manall of the abovenone of the above
It is acceptable to refer to your significant other as your guy, your beau, or your man.
Because you're obviously a straight woman.
busy / steamyfrisky / sizzlinghot and heavy / sexyall of the above
It's steamy, sizzling, and sexy when you and your guy get busy, frisky, or hot and heavy!
Because that's definitely how adults talk about sex!
Guys love it when you put your scrunchie on their member!
Or make things EVEN STEAMIER and try SIX scrunchies!
Fact: The humble doughnut is a totally underrated sex toy!
According to the article, a "donette" works too.
Not everyone knows this, but guys LOVE it when you touch their perineum during sex.
his ballsthe head of his penisthe super-sensitive spot where the head of his penis meets the shaftthe area between his balls and his backdoor aka his "taint"
His perineum is his taint.
"When he seems to be nearing the finish line, gently press into this spot with the knuckle of your index finger ... To knead him into orgasmic oblivion, mix up the direction and amount of pressure," Cosmo says.
Never, ever neglect his balls, woman!
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