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How Fluent Are You In The Language Of Women's Magazines?

T/F: You always refer to your significant other as ~your man~.

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  1. 1. "Tresses" is another word for your _______.

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    hair
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    eyes
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    toes
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    eyebrows
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Tresses" is another word for your hair.

    You may also refer to it as your "locks."

    "Tresses" is another word for your hair.
    cosmopolitan.com
  2. 2. Your "peepers" are your _______.

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    hair
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    eyes
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    toes
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    eyebrows
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Your "peepers" are your eyes.

    Your "peepers" are your eyes.
    Twitter: @selfmagazine
  3. 3. If you “don a frock” for a party, that means you _______.

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    prepared a dish
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    invited yourself
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    brought a date
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    put on a dress
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    To "don a frock" is to put on a dress.

    Somewhere, in some world.

    To "don a frock" is to put on a dress.
    glamour.com
  4. 4. Which of these phrases makes sense as a singular?

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    "a red lip"
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    "a skinny jean"
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    "a patent pump"
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    "a bold brow"
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    all of the above
    Correct
    Incorrect
    none of the above
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It is perfectly acceptable — nay, preferred — to discuss lips, jeans, eyebrows, and shoes as singular items instead of things that basically always come in pairs.

    It is perfectly acceptable — nay, preferred — to discuss lips, jeans, eyebrows, and shoes as singular items instead of things that basically always come in pairs.
    marieclaire.com
  5. 5. Which of these is NOT a common ~problem area~ for women?

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    butt
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    thighs
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    abs
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    upper arms
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    none of the above
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    All of these are trouble zones and must be targeted accordingly!

    All of these are trouble zones and must be targeted accordingly!
    fitnessmagazine.com
  6. 6. You refer to your _______ strictly as your "V-zone."

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    butt
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    Incorrect
    vulva/vagina
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    lower back
    Correct
    Incorrect
    toe cleavage
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "V-zone" is the preferred term for your vulva and/or vagina.

    Other acceptable options include "down there" and "lady parts."

    "V-zone" is the preferred term for your vulva and/or vagina.
    cosmopolitan.com
  7. 7. A serving of protein is about the size and thickness of _______.

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    your thumb
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    a pair of dice
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    Incorrect
    a deck of cards
    Correct
    Incorrect
    the palm of your hand
    Correct
    Incorrect
    both C & D
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A serving of protein is about the size and thickness of the palm of your hand OR a deck of cards.

    A serving of protein is about the size and thickness of the palm of your hand OR a deck of cards.
    glamour.com
  8. 8. When you work out, you’re _______.

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    going for a run
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    going to the gym
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    Incorrect
    doing yoga
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    Incorrect
    having a sweat sesh
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    When you're working out, you're "having a sweat sesh."

    You may also be "torching calories" or "blasting fat."

    When you're working out, you're "having a sweat sesh."
    self.com
  9. 9. This woman's body is _______-shaped.

    Jason Merritt / Getty Images
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    apple
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    Incorrect
    pear
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    Incorrect
    pineapple
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    Incorrect
    strawberry
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This woman is shaped like a fruit, NOT a human.

    This woman is shaped like a fruit, NOT a human.
    instyle.com
  10. 10. Which of these is NOT an item every woman needs in her closet?

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    a white button-front shirt
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    a well-fitting blazer
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    underwear
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    Incorrect
    a little black dress
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Every woman must have a white button-front shirt, a well-fitting blazer, and a little black dress in her closet.

    And get it all tailored for crying out loud.

    Every woman must have a white button-front shirt, a well-fitting blazer, and a little black dress in her closet.
    InStyle.com
  11. 11. To take this look ~from day to night~ you should _______ on _______.

    asos.com
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    throw / a blazer
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    swipe / red lipstick
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    add / a clutch
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    all of the above
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The easiest way to take your look ~from day to night~ is to throw on a blazer, add a clutch, or swipe on red lipstick.

    The easiest way to take your look ~from day to night~ is to throw on a blazer, add a clutch, or swipe on red lipstick.
    glamour.com
  12. 12. This month’s cover star _______.

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    was refreshingly down-to-earth
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    really opened up
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    ate a lot of meticulously documented food during the interview
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    all of the above
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This month's cover star was refreshingly down-to-earth, super candid, and VERY hungry.

    This month's cover star was refreshingly down-to-earth, super candid, and VERY hungry.
    allure.com
  13. 13. This month's cover star definitely eats _______.

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    burgers
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    burritos
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    pasta if she's craving pasta because she's not like the other actresses who starve themselves
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    Incorrect
    wine and chocolate when she's in the mood because life's too short, right?!
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    a small handful of almonds when she needs a snack
    Correct
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    all of the above
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Female celebrities maintain their gorgeous figures by eating whatever high-calorie foods they want... except during snack time, when a small handful of almonds is perfectly sufficient.

    Like, seven almonds.

    Female celebrities maintain their gorgeous figures by eating whatever high-calorie foods they want... except during snack time, when a small handful of almonds is perfectly sufficient. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
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  14. 14. You refer to your significant other as _______.

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    your guy
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    your beau
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    your man
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    Incorrect
    all of the above
    Correct
    Incorrect
    none of the above
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It is acceptable to refer to your significant other as your guy, your beau, or your man.

    Because you're obviously a straight woman.

    It is acceptable to refer to your significant other as your guy, your beau, or your man.
    cosmopolitan.com
  15. 15. When you and ~your guy~ get _______ it's _______.

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    busy / steamy
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    frisky / sizzling
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    hot and heavy / sexy
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    all of the above
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's steamy, sizzling, and sexy when you and your guy get busy, frisky, or hot and heavy!

    Because that's definitely how adults talk about sex!

    It's steamy, sizzling, and sexy when you and your guy get busy, frisky, or hot and heavy!
    redbookmag.com
  16. 16. If you want to blow your guy's mind, you should put a scrunchie on ~his member~.

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    True
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    False
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Guys love it when you put your scrunchie on their member!

    Or make things EVEN STEAMIER and try SIX scrunchies!

    Guys love it when you put your scrunchie on their member!
    cosmopolitan.com
  17. 17. If you want to please your man, you should put a doughnut on ~his junk~.

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    True
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    False
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fact: The humble doughnut is a totally underrated sex toy!

    According to the article, a "donette" works too.

    Fact: The humble doughnut is a totally underrated sex toy!
    cosmopolitan.com
  18. 18. Guys really like it when you touch their perineum during sex.

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    True
    Correct
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    False
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Not everyone knows this, but guys LOVE it when you touch their perineum during sex.

    Not everyone knows this, but guys LOVE it when you touch their perineum during sex.
    cosmopolitan.com
  19. 19. "Perineum" is another word for _______.

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    his balls
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    Incorrect
    the head of his penis
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    Incorrect
    the super-sensitive spot where the head of his penis meets the shaft
    Correct
    Incorrect
    the area between his balls and his backdoor aka his "taint"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    His perineum is his taint.

    "When he seems to be nearing the finish line, gently press into this spot with the knuckle of your index finger ... To knead him into orgasmic oblivion, mix up the direction and amount of pressure," Cosmo says.

    His perineum is his taint.
    cosmopolitan.com
  20. 20. Should you touch his balls?

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    Yes
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    No
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Never, ever neglect his balls, woman!

    Never, ever neglect his balls, woman!
    cosmopolitan.com

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