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T/F: You always refer to your significant other as ~your man~.

How Fluent Are You In The Language Of Women's Magazines?

You may also refer to it as your "locks."

"Tresses" is another word for your hair.

"Tresses" is another word for your \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

Your "peepers" are your eyes.

Your "peepers" are your \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

To "don a frock" is to put on a dress.

If you “don a frock” for a party, that means you \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

It is perfectly acceptable — nay, preferred — to discuss lips, jeans, eyebrows, and shoes as singular items instead of things that basically always come in pairs.

Which of these phrases makes sense as a singular?

All of these are trouble zones and must be targeted accordingly!

Which of these is NOT a common ~problem area~ for women?

Other acceptable options include "down there" and "lady parts."

"V-zone" is the preferred term for your vulva and/or vagina.

You refer to your \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ strictly as your "V-zone."

A serving of protein is about the size and thickness of the palm of your hand OR a deck of cards.

A serving of protein is about the size and thickness of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

You may also be "torching calories" or "blasting fat."

When you're working out, you're "having a sweat sesh."

When you work out, you’re \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

This woman is shaped like a fruit, NOT a human.

This woman's body is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_-shaped.

And get it all tailored for crying out loud.

Every woman must have a white button-front shirt, a well-fitting blazer, and a little black dress in her closet.

Which of these is NOT an item every woman needs in her closet?

The easiest way to take your look ~from day to night~ is to throw on a blazer, add a clutch, or swipe on red lipstick.

To take this look ~from day to night~ you should \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ on \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

This month's cover star was refreshingly down-to-earth, super candid, and VERY hungry.

This month’s cover star \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

Female celebrities maintain their gorgeous figures by eating whatever high-calorie foods they want... except during snack time, when a small handful of almonds is perfectly sufficient.

This month's cover star definitely eats \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

Because you're obviously a straight woman.

It is acceptable to refer to your significant other as your guy, your beau, or your man.

You refer to your significant other as \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

Because that's definitely how adults talk about sex!

It's steamy, sizzling, and sexy when you and your guy get busy, frisky, or hot and heavy!

When you and ~your guy~ get \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ it's \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

Or make things EVEN STEAMIER and try SIX scrunchies!

Guys love it when you put your scrunchie on their member!

If you want to blow your guy's mind, you should put a scrunchie on ~his member~.

According to the article, a "donette" works too.

Fact: The humble doughnut is a totally underrated sex toy!

If you want to please your man, you should put a doughnut on ~his junk~.

Not everyone knows this, but guys LOVE it when you touch their perineum during sex.

Guys really like it when you touch their perineum during sex.

"When he seems to be nearing the finish line, gently press into this spot with the knuckle of your index finger ... To knead him into orgasmic oblivion, mix up the direction and amount of pressure," Cosmo says.

His perineum is his taint.

"Perineum" is another word for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.

Never, ever neglect his balls, woman!

Should you touch his balls?

Your reading material clearly rarely includes women's magazines. Pick up a copy of any of the magazines shown above and make yourself some flash cards.

No Practical Proficiency In Women's Magazines

You've clearly flipped through women's magazines at the dentist's office, but your practical skills could use some work. It might be time to resubscribe and study up.

Limited Proficiency In Women's Magazines

While you don't speak the language of women's magazines perfectly, you can get through an issue without scratching your head. Pick up a couple new magazines the next time you're in the checkout line to brush up on your skills.

Advanced Proficiency In Women's Magazines

You speak the language of women's magazines like a native! You probably started reading _Seventeen_ as a tween and can name all the sex positions in the _Cosmo Sutra_.

Fluent In Women's Magazines

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