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25 Insanely Sexist Vintage Valentines

Let's objectify, hunt, stalk, pressure, and threaten violence, all in the name of romance!

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The subtext: Whether you like it or not.
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

The subtext: Whether you like it or not.

2.

"I hate to steal anything but a hug, but gee...I have no respect for women's boundaries!"
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"I hate to steal anything but a hug, but gee...I have no respect for women's boundaries!"

3.

You know she'll do it too. Just look at those eyes.
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You know she'll do it too. Just look at those eyes.

4.

Sexist AND racist...a winning combination!
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Sexist AND racist...a winning combination!

5.

Well, that escalated quickly.
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Well, that escalated quickly.

6.

Gonna pretend this is an offer for oral and not a threat.
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Gonna pretend this is an offer for oral and not a threat.

7.

Well, will you? WILL YOU?
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Well, will you? WILL YOU?

8.

Intimate partner violence...totes adorbs!
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Intimate partner violence...totes adorbs!

9.

Sigh.

10.

Double daring/threatening...po-TAY-to/po-TAH-to, amirite?
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Double daring/threatening...po-TAY-to/po-TAH-to, amirite?

11.

"You tried to literally barricade yourself from me...but I'll ignore that fact because I like you!"
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"You tried to literally barricade yourself from me...but I'll ignore that fact because I like you!"

12.

😉

13.

"Happy Valentine's Day! Here's a dead puppy!"
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"Happy Valentine's Day! Here's a dead puppy!"

14.

Why stop at threatening women when you can threaten their entire country?
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Why stop at threatening women when you can threaten their entire country?

15.

He mad.

16.

I hate everything about this.
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

I hate everything about this.

17.

Dude, don't bring kittens into this.

18.

Yeah, that's not rapey at all.
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Yeah, that's not rapey at all.

19.

Seems legit.

20.

Gahhhh.
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Gahhhh.

21.

Thanks...?
Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Thanks...?

22.

Nope.

23.

OK well that's chilling.
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OK well that's chilling.

24.

Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.

25.

I'm being trolled.
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I'm being trolled.

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