21 Times Being A Bridesmaid Damn Near Killed You
"Peen straws are a bachelorette party tradition! Don't be such a hater!"
1. "I'm going to need you to travel here for bridesmaid dress shopping, the shower, the bachelorette, and to go with me when I go dress shopping."
2. "Can you just talk to Katie about this? She's organizing the bachelorette and she's really the one who decided on Vegas."
3. "Ah, don't get pregnant now! Then you'll be pregnant at my wedding!"
4. "I don't have time to do all these DIY projects myself so I'm going to need you to help me!"
5. "You should get a breast reduction before my wedding...JK JK!"
(Probably not actually JK though.)