1. For your favorite person to have no-pants parties with:
2. For your one true love who is always pursuing the perfect Insta pic:
4. For the person you think is The Shit:
5. For your dear Valentine's Day traditionalist:
6. For your favorite cat lady or gentleman:
7. Ahem, option B:
8. For the one you love because they live by the golden rule:
9. And for the one who does not:
10. For the one you love URL and IRL:
11. For your Internet bf or gf:
12. For your favorite person to eat pizza with:
13. For your cute lil' peach:
14. For the misanthrope you can't help but love:
15. And for the eternal optimist:
16. For the one who is an absolute gem:
17. For your fave runner-up:
18. For the one-night stand who ended up being The One:
19. For your movie-loving sweetheart:
20. For one who fills your heart with meh:
21. For your favorite Plastic:
22. For the one who thinks money grows on trees:
23. And for basically anyone:
