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9 Last-Minute Gifts For The Sabotage Lover In Your Life

It's Christmas Eve and you STILL haven't finished your shopping? Have no fear, SABOTAGE is here! Philly Improv Theater's own island of misfit toys has the perfect solution to your Christmas conundrum. Here are some fun and easy least-minute gift ideas from your favorite improv house team.

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Play-Doh Unisex Cologne

For the Ralph Wiggum in your life.
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For the Ralph Wiggum in your life.

The Gift of Light

Yank the lights off your tree and regift them. DUH.
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Yank the lights off your tree and regift them. DUH.

A Kitschy Cactus

They're cute AND dangerous. A little something for everyone. Also, they won't be sold out at your local Home Depot. WHO EVEN BUYS A CACTUS ON CHRISTMAS!?
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They're cute AND dangerous. A little something for everyone. Also, they won't be sold out at your local Home Depot. WHO EVEN BUYS A CACTUS ON CHRISTMAS!?

DIY Cookies

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Instead of making Christmas cookies, throw eggs, flour, butter and sugar in a bag and tell them you found it on Pinterest. Big hit with hipsters!

The Gift of Giving

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Give them the shirt off your back then look proudly, albeit expectantly at them and say, "Ok now you go."

Break a Spell

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Give them the haunted blood-coin which has cursed you into poverty, as the only way to break the curse is to have it freely taken from you.

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Buying for the person who has everything? Try the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. This handy, durable plastic model makes all those old banana slicing headaches a thing of the past and clean-up a cinch. But don't take our word for it. Read what thousands of satisfied customers have to say!
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Buying for the person who has everything? Try the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. This handy, durable plastic model makes all those old banana slicing headaches a thing of the past and clean-up a cinch. But don't take our word for it. Read what thousands of satisfied customers have to say!

An Illuminati Membership

Why buy stuff when you could give someone the world? Or at least membership to the organization that runs the world. An Illuminati membership is great for someone who needs to clean up skeletons in their closet, take over a small country, or just erase someone for funsies.

Why buy stuff when you could give someone the world? Or at least membership to the organization that runs the world. An Illuminati membership is great for someone who needs to clean up skeletons in their closet, take over a small country, or just erase someone for funsies.

A Chic Tote

When you need to fashionably hide your gun.
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When you need to fashionably hide your gun.

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