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Which Amherst Bar Are You?

Junior and Senior year at UMass will probably be the best part of your adult life. Say goodbye to hearing "Who do you know here?" and get used to hearing "Can I see your ID please".

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  1. You're getting ready to go out. How long does it take to complete your routine?

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    Well it takes 30 minutes to do my hair, 30 minutes to do my makeup, 3 outfit changes, and keeping up with the group chat.... so YOU do the math.
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    A total of an hour. I've had this routine down since Freshman year.
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    Throw on my go to outfit and spend an extra few minutes making sure I look good.
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    Spend a long time making sure I look good, but doesn't matter because I know by the end of the night I'll be disheveled af.
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    Ugh. Would rather just get to the pregame early, but know that I will end up seeing everyone I know and their mothers tonight.
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    Throw on a t-shirt. May or may not be clean.
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    Spend hours searching for plans, then toss my lanyard around my neck and head out.
  2. How do you pregame?

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    Take the bus to Puffton, crush some brewskis, uber downtown.
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    Watch Soul Train, throw back some scotch, and act like the 50 year old divorced man you actually are.
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    A few close friends get together and make some mixed drinks.
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    Take shots, mostly to stunt for the snap story.
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    Have a quick and early (but intense) pregame to ensure that you beat the line.
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    Drink too much and pregame too hard so that you don't sober up in line.
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    Get signed in to Kennedy, drink vodka mixed with Powerade from Berk Grab and Go.
  3. What's the first thing you do when you get to the bar?

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    Bee line to the bathroom
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    Fight to the front of the bar to get a drink - you sobered up while waiting in line.
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    Find a comfortable place to stand. (You won't find one)
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    Grab a pitcher for all your friends.
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    Take a seat at the bar and chat with the bartender.
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    Boogie on over to the dance floor.
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    Flirt with the bouncer.
  4. What song do you hope comes on?

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    Closer by the Chainsmokers
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    Bad and Boujee
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    Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry
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    Shipping Up To Boston
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    I don't know and I don't care.
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    All my friends request multiple songs and none of them get played.
  5. One of your friends had a little too much to drink. What do you do?

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    Grab them a water from the bar.
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    Order them another round.
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    Call them an uber.
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    I don't notice because I'm just as drunk as they are.
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    They'll figure it out.
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    Isn't that the point of going out?
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    Call 911. Def calls for a stomach pump.
  6. Post game plans?

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    Blow lines and fuck dimes.
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    Head back to Puffton with some friends.
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    Smoke some weed.
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    Make mac and cheese and head to bed.
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    Go straight to bed, I'm exhausted.
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    Every night brings a new adventure.
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    I've been blacked out since 9pm.
  7. Good morning sunshine. How's your day gonna be?

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    Wake up feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed. Head to class.
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    Where am I and more importantly where are my clothes?
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    Wake up to a Facebook message from the bartender saying they found my ID.
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    Grab the homies and fill them in on your wild night.
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    You still haven't slept yet, take another shot.
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    Text your roommate and have them bring you water.
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    I woke up at Cooley Dick with an IV in my arm.
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