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    17 Book Titles That Will Make You Say "Dafuq?"

    These definitely are NOT your typical books.

    1. "Do Birds Fart?" By Alec the Science Kid

    2. "Knitting With Dog Hair" By Kendall Crolius

    3. "Images You Should Not Masturbate To" By Graham Johnson

    4. "How to Sharpen Pencils" By David Rees

    5. "What's Your Poo Telling You?" By Anish Sheth

    6. "How to Goodbye Depression. If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?" By Hiroyuki Nishigaki

    7. "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America" By Julian Montague

    8. "How to Be Inappropriate" By Daniel Nester

    9. "The Kosher Cookbook of Imaginary Animals" By Evan Liewer

    10. "All My Friends Are Dead" By Avery Monsen and Jory John

    11. "The Night Dad Went to Jail" By Melissa Higgins

    12. "Still Stripping After 25 Years" By Eleanor Burns

    13. "How to Live With a Huge Penis" By Dr. Richard Jacob

    14. "I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much" By Judith Vigna

    15. "Why Is Daddy in a Dress?: Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals" by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz

    16. "Does God Ever Speak through Cats?" by David Evans

    17. "Surviving the Bullsh*t" by R. Owens