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    16 Of The Weirdest '90s Pop Lyrics

    From the mildly amusing to the downright awkward, ‘90s Pop music had some gloriously strange lyrics.

    1. “I don't want no scrub.” TLC , No Scrubs

    Via fanpop.com

    Wait so do or do not you want a scrub? Saying you don’t want NO scrub is rather confusing. What is a scrub anyway? Oh wait, you’ve explained it in the next line. Thanks.

    2. "You gots to keep it real. You gots to keep it raw. I'm lyrically blessed so don't try to ignore." 5ive, Everybody Get Up

    Via studentbeans.com

    Oh the irony!

    3. “I wanna thank you for givin' me time to breathe. Like a rock, you waited so patiently.” Christina Aguilera, What A Girl Wants

    Via Ign.com

    Do rocks wait patiently?

    4. “Chinese food makes me sick.” LFO, Summer Girls

    Via huffingtonpost.com

    Cool story Bro...

    5. " 'Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo.” Destiny’s Child, Bug a boo

    Via divatox.tumblr.com

    Sorry he’s a what now? B’s face says it all.

    6. “I’m blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di.” Eiffel 65, I’m Blue (da ba dee)

    7. "I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig ha." Spice Girls, Wannabe

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    They didn’t know what it meant and neither did we. Magic.

    8. “She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.” Ricky Martin, Livin' La Vida Loca

    Via socialitelife.com

    Whatever floats your boat.

    9. “I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita. And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter.” Lou Bega, Mambo No. 5

    Via masticable.fm

    Greedy git.

    10. “It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.” Alanis Morissette, Ironic

    Via diegomqmercado.wordpress.com

    Alanis Morissette gets really uptight about her cutlery. Is it even “ironic”, or just bad luck?

    11. “Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room. Let's spend the night together, from now until forever.” Vengaboys, Boom Boom Boom Boom

    Via hier-geht-noch-was.de

    Hands up who sang along to this in ignorant bliss? She just wanted a really fun sleepover with her gal pals right? RIGHT?!

    12. “Hit me baby one more time.” Britney Spears , Baby One More Time

    Via wifflegif.com

    Metaphorically speaking yeah Brit?

    13. “Step outside 'coz summertime's in bloom. Stand up beside the fireplace. Take that look from off your face.” Oasis, Don’t Look Back in Anger

    Via wifflegif.com

    One minute you’re telling us to go outside, the next you’re telling us to stand by the fireplace! Is there a fireplace outside? Make your mind up man! (Yeah yeah pipe down trolls, I love this song too.)

    14. “I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey.” B-Witched, C'est La Vie

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    If you say so...

    15. “Hoochie Mamas, show your nanas!” S Club 7, S Club Party

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    We can only assume what “nanas” means in this context. Thanks S Club, but us “Hoochie Mamas” will pass.

    16. "Baby please, you’re all I need. Like a child but its more than a phase.” Gina G, Ooh Aah... Just A Little Bit

    Via soundcry.com

    THE strangest lyric for a song about sex.

    '90s pop, even though you were filled with strange, sometimes inappropriate words, let me end by saying...

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