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Like most local crack whores, Lindsay will come to your house in the middle of the night, tell you how much she loves Jake Gyllenhaal, put on her clown makeup and disappear into the night.

Lindsay

Caitlyn is the type of girl that will hookup with a boy with pizza in her mouth and yell at old men at bars. Also a reminder: IT'S A FUCKING FLATBREAD. Thank you.

Caitlyn

Oh Colin. Colin is a boy who is attracted to small ugly men who look like moldy baby corn. Colin also will steal your phone and throw it in the trash. He just looks like someone who would do that, right?

Colin

Rachel that type of bitch to cry over everything and throw up in ubers. She also steps in throw up. Have you guys heard that story?

Rachel

Sarah doesn't have a twitter because she has no personalty and has never seen the inside of the BB&T center.

Sarah

An unofficial Turkey Burgy member, Juj will probably be with James or get drunk off one sip of Four Loko but hey, that's just Juj and you gotta love her.

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