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18 Times Ryan Reynolds Won Twitter

Keep 'em coming Mr. Reynolds!

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1. When his social commentary had stunning accuracy

I adore the St. Patrick's Day tradition of fighting your whole family on the front lawn after sundown.

2. When he really opened our eyes

When #Deadpool opened, Ryan Reynolds was just 39 years & 4 months old. Today? He's 39 and a half. #Monthiversary

3. When he was the king of passive aggression

The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too.

4. When he gave the people what they wanted

Only a few hours left for Oscar voting. Too late for a write-in campaign for an ineligible movie?

5. When he created the holiday that we were all waiting for

6. When he celebrated 1 million followers in a somewhat unique way

7. When he knew how to deliver innuendo

8. When he tried and failed to mask his disappointment

Zayn isn't on the Graham Norton show with me anymore. I'll still go... But obviously I got my lips done for nothing. #DeadpoolDoesLondon

9. And when he perfectly described jet lag

Got to see National Museum! Despite jet lag making the whole world feel like a concussion had sex with a cloud.

10. When he showed what an embarrassing situation a language barrier can create

Google Translator sucks! So embarrassing. I just asked a sweet elderly man in Taiwan which bus runs to his asshole. I meant MY asshole.

11. When he made us think

Betty White was born 94 years ago today. Some time later, this movie got made. Coincidence? #deadpool

12. When he wasn't afraid of showing off his romantic side

V-Day is soon! Nothing says romance like an anonymous note with the words, "You're Next" written all creepy and child-like. #helpful

13. When he showcased his profound social commentary

The taxi driver switched off Adele -- mid song. Either his life is perfect, or he has three days to live. No middle ground there.

14. When he wanted to take matters into his own hands

Apologies! Deadpool emoji busted the Internet. I called @BillGates and he hasn't returned my call. Mainly, because I don't have his number.

15. When he taught us that you need to break a few eggs to make an omlette

Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter.

16. And when he taught us right from wrong

I don't always drink beer. But when I do... I'm a licensed commercial airline pilot. Stay thirsty my friend. #rejectedbeercommercial

17. Ok, he may not have fully accomplished that goal

Whoa! When I said, "Netflix and Chill" to my Mom, that's ALL I REALLY MEANT... I just want to watch programs on Netflix and make love.

18. And finally, he knew when to give you the hard truth

Love writing nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are, "Sunshine-Cuddle-Time!" and "Everyone You Know Will Eventually Die."

Never change @VancityReynolds!

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