10 Everyday Things You Can Do To Feel Like A Total Badass

Stuck in a rut? Having a bad case of the Mondays? Never fear! Just try any of these easy tricks to feel awesome once again.

1. Have a staring contest with your cat

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And WIN. No one can stop you meow.

2. If you're a lady, pee in the shower.

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There's no greater feeling than the ability to pee while standing…. (And apparently society isn't cool with US spewing urine all over the toilet). So practice spelling your name, pretend you're a dude.. You know, normal things.

3. Complete mundane tasks with mp3 in hand.

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Pump up the jams and walk to the beat of the music while running errands. No, you're not strolling down the grocery store aisle, you're on the runway of the Victoria's Secret fashion show biotch.

4. Fill up your tank AFTER the low fuel light turns on

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Push the limits. Drive a few extra miles with "no gas." That's okay. The rules of the road don't apply to you.

*NOTE: Keep AAA card on hand, just in case...*

5. Pull an allnighter

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You outperformed the moon... You're UNSTOPPABLE!

6. Complete a task during the commercial break

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Doesn't matter what the task is: taking a shit, putting the laundry in, making a mixed drink... But you HAVE to finish before the show comes back on.

7. Ride your bike with a leather jacket

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Even if it's a banana seat bicycle and a Forever 21 faux, no one will notice. Just imagine it's you, your Harley, and the open road.

8. Stop the microwave RIGHT before it finishes

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Frozen meal? Psh. You're detonating a BOMB!

9. Watch an entire season of a show in a day

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While your initial thought may be "this makes me pathetic," you could not be more wrong. You have conquered a feat that takes most days, weeks, months, maybe even years. But not you. You have surpassed them all!

10. Workout to "Work Bitch"

Do anything on any machine in the gym to this song. Those other peasants in the gym have nothing on you. You're Britney Spears.