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Which Crazy Captonian Are You

For generations people have struggled to determine which kid from K-House Spring 2017 they are...fill out the below answers to figure out your true soul mate ;)

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  1. What do you say after you take a dump?

    That was guud
    I just shat in the dark
    I'm leaking from my butt
    I don't like talking about that stuff
    Don't let Joe cook for you
  2. What item did you leave in the USA?

    Backpack
    Underwear
    Cookie cutters
    Nothing I brought two of everything
    A soul mate, but luckily I found one here
  3. What's your ideal date?

    Watching Harry Potter with a bowl full of Takis
    Riding elephants
    Hotboxing the tank
    Sex in the hammock
    Stones?
  4. What brings you to tears?

    Elephants
    Everything
    Dirty Dishes
    Not having wifi
    The sound of chewing
  5. Who is your favorite person in Cape Town?

    Debbie
    Durban
    Kyle
    Mr. P
    Mitchell
  6. Where can we find you on a Saturday morning?

    Sleeping on the side of a tent
    Just coming home
    Studying
    Hiking
    Making a cake
  7. What is your favorite piece of clothing?

    Flip flops because my shoes were stolen. Too soon?
    My lost maroon dress
    Rock star shirt
    Your grandma's clothes
    Adidas Sliders
  8. What can you be found doing in the tank?

    Throwing up
    Watching House
    Colorcoding the itinerary
    Reading the tags on your clothes because you ran out of books
    Eating Diddle Daddle
  9. What's your go-to phrase?

    "All animals are dangerous"
    "Yeah I got the newsletter!"
    "Lit"
    "Trust me, shut up"
    "Oh 100%"
  10. What are the odds you're going to class tomorrow?

    Frankly, very slim (like me)
    Last night they had to carry me out of stones in a body bag
    Of course, why wouldn't I
    Yeah but I'll be hungover
    No I have a date
  11. What's your favorite place in Cape Town?

    Stones
    Long Street
    Camp's Bay (too soon?)
    Wifi Lounge (the flour shop)
    On a moped
  12. What's your go-to meal?

    Eggs & Chicken
    Chocolate & Cucumbers
    Mangoes & Chili Powder
    Cereal
    Tuna Pasta & Peas
  13. What are you most looking forward to when you go home?

    Carol
    Absolutely nothing I'm not leaving
    Sugar Cookies
    Things working
    My baby brother
  14. What city are you most passionate about?

    Chicago
    Detroit
    Scranton
    Minneapolis
    Also Chicago even though I'm not from there
  15. Melikaya is late and his phone is dead, what is your reaction?

    Call Addison
    I'm not even surprised
    Go to PicknPay
    Text the GroupMe and be pissed
    Call anyone and everyone with my burner because I LOVE my burner
  16. Who is your ideal mate?

    Lactose Intolerant and Red-Headed
    Shelby
    Anyone with a dad-bod
    Anyone who's a 2
    Ugly grungy hippie
  17. How do you save water?

    I don't, I take 40 minute showers
    I don't do laundry
    I shower with other people
    I don't do my dishes
    I don't drink water
  18. What's your relationship status?

    Basically married
    Single and LOOKING
    In a domestic partnership with my plants
    BRUUUCE
    Engaged to Mr. Lin
  19. What's that smell?

    The wine stains on my pants
    That smelly smell smell
    Success
    Bed-Bug-Be-Gone
    Tequila!

Which Crazy Captonian Are You

You got: Ryan

that. was. a. GUUUD quiz. Whether its a corner or a bottle in the tank, you are the king of peeing in odd places. You are still waiting on Mr. Lin's parents to accept your marriage proposal but you are confident your rad skating skills will win them over.

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You got: Connor

I'll speak softly because you probably just got back from a crazy night at Stones or Vic Falls. You love yourself a good novel that makes you think, but also are infatuated with a solid round of show binge watching. Don't forget your Sprite for all hydration needs!

Connor
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You got: Kupcho

You secretly are engaged in some weird elephant bestiality on the side. Don't fret though, because it makes you happy happy happy. In your free time you enjoy visiting your service site and yelling "Poop Check!" to some adorable kids.

Kupcho
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You got: Addison

You got Adilene! Sorry, I meant Addison. You are the real life Lesly Knope, and your ideal job is color coating and organizing every Staples in the Detroit area. You always have an extra, whether its supplies or bug bites. Just don't lose your glasses, cause you'll be blind as a bat.

Addison
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You got: Shelby

Congrats! You are the official model for Pick N Pay Clothing, Chicago. Are you happy about it? No. Will you take the money? YES! You're currently searching for your soul mate in this big bad world, but don't worry, you'll find him ;)

Shelby
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You got: Adilene

You love to snort chili powder to get you going on tough mornings, and always make sure to wipe it till its white. Your life is as organized as can be (just don't check in my room, it looks like a warthog ran through). You love to take Tequila shots and chase them by reading a chapter of Harry Potter. You're a laugher and a lover.

Adilene
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You got: Morgan

You are constantly blockin out the haters. You love you some adidas. You are also the most loved person in the K House. On any given evening you can be found munching on popcorn and cereal. Just keep your voice down, you're quite the screamer.

Morgan
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You got: Mary Claire

That horse you're on? Not the only thing you've been riding recently ;) You are a free spirit that beats to your own drum, creating a beautiful sound. After a tough day you love to relax in a cold bath of Diet Coke. You are also the brain child behind the K House classic, the meal of champions, homemade granola bars!

Mary Claire
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You got: Norma

You must be tired from such a crazy night out, take a load off the bus! We all appreciated your positivity on the tank as it is never ending like the flow of Tequila into your veins. You have the longest hair in the house, kind of like a certain street. AMIRIGHT!? Being put together is kind of your thing, maybe you could teach the rest of your house mates to keep our kitchen together!

Norma
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You got: Kaleigh

SHUT UP. NO. YOU GOT KOOKS? You are a K House resident, but despise your time spent within its confines. On any given day you can be found checking others pants to see if they have pooped. At any given time you can be found with an IV of wine and Windhoek. Hydration is key. A quick suggestion though, you might want to log into your UWC email before the end of the semester.

Kaleigh
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You got: Steven

WOW, you got the wild card of the house! You're down for anything at any time, even butt stuff. You're a dad and a 5 year old, and sometimes a mountain goat. You have the best taste in music in the whole house, and you would make a fortune selling your mixed CDs. Go Scranton Ultimate!!!!

Steven
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You got: Joe

You are the anti-Steven, but we all love you. Your survival is based off of chicken, eggs, tuna, and honey - the diet of champions. Washing your clothes is for squares, thats what Febreeze is for! You go with the Joe Flow and live life to the fullest, taking in all life has to offer.

Joe
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You got: Clare

Hey pretty girl, WISH YOU WERE HERE! Your funderwear addiction is slightly concerning, but we are all willing to let it slide, just for you pumpkin. Speaking in an awful Australian accent is your past time as it reminds you of simpler times back home on the ranch. You're always wet (at least your bed is) and have your picture framed on the wall at Stones. Congrats Winner!

Clare
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You got: Alexa

MAMI! Do you like Chance? Maybe Hozier? Let me know. You are the Bose dealer of the house, and also the chief dealer of sass. Your only friend is Shelby (and she kind of sucks). Soggy cigs are your guilty pleasure, just don't forget to take puffs of your inhaler every once in awhile. ALSO, dishes are your arch enemy.

Alexa
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You got: Sarah

You eat the guava like you eat the butt, all the time. With all the money you make from selling your crack cocaine cookies you enjoy indulging your tiny body with copious amounts of Chick Fil A. Just don't forget your belongings this time! You also feel compelled to attend church on a weekly basis because you took too much pleasure in smoking the best of herbs while in presence of the high holy one.

Sarah
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You got: Rachel

Hold back your tears, you got Rachel! You are the sole reason for the current drought in Cape Town as you brush your teeth at least 10 times a day and water a copious amount of green things every day. Marriage with a human being isn't even in the picture, you already have the kind of plant that you are going to live with for the remainder of your life. When you get intimate with said plant your go to act is to be doused in chocolate and to have whole cucumbers placed on your eyes, because why slice them?

Rachel
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You got: Crec

You're a pro at relieving your bowels under the cover of darkness. Beside your bed you can find a poster of each player of the Chicago Cubs nude, with information on their entire families, their bowel movements. You exude affection and are the go to person for care, love, and empathy for all the K House kids. You must be from Chi Town, because you never stop talking about it!

Crec
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You got: Lizzy

Stop sleeping and go do some more work! Your passion is cleaning up after everyone in the house and taking out the trash. Yum! On a Saturday evening you can be found chewing a whole wad of bubble gum with some corn on the cob on the side, cuz braces. Make sure you take some time for yourself in the shower, you never take enough :D

Lizzy
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You got: Patrick

Frankly, you're 100% Patrick. You take no ones shit except Melikaya's because he so frequently forgets you at service. You love you some good ol' bacon, and are the toughest of the tough because you hail from big bad Newark, not to be confused with New York. Macklemore lookin ass.

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