13. "In the song ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause,’ it’s the husband dressed up as Santa that's kissing his wife. Mommy is not having an affair with Santa."
Claus* It's always been Claus. Clause is defined as the following: 1: a group of words containing a subject and predicate…
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Hey, like, remember me? We met one time at a your friend's wedding and, like, I heard you give really valuable gifts so, like, wanna be my bridesmaid? You won't know anyone in the wedding party or the reception but that's fine, right? Oh, and you have to buy your own dress. If you…
OMG, paying monthly for unlimited internet these days is nothing like the gamble we took back when the internet was new and you had to choose which phone number to dial up to connect. I just chose whichever number was available. Turned out it was a long distance number and I spent…
I remember seeing Evolution in theaters because I was obsessed with David Duchovny (still love him!). It's still a funny movie. Something else a lot of people don't remember is an early Reese Witherspoon in Freeway. That movie is so weird and it has some A-listers in it but try talking…
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