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    21 Weird Products That Just Might Be Burned Into Your Brain Forever

    Caution: Sonic the Hedgehog with human teeth ahead.

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    1. A Bort Sampson pin that is perfect. I have no notes.


    Get it from PinBoyBen on Etsy for $10.19.

    2. A farting animal coloring book, because flatulence in the animal kingdom is seriously under-represented in art and media, if you ask me.


    Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

    3. A mermaid sequin pillow case everyone's gonna want to steal from you. Guard it as carefully as you would the Declaration of Independence.


    This is just the case, but you can grab an insert for $8.49.

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99 (available in 10 colors).

    4. A Dwight bottle opener for freaking out anyone who dares to open a refreshing beverage in your home. *Hums "Staying Alive"*


    Get it from Amazon for $10.95.

    5. A dad hat to honor everyone's favorite Daddy: Shrek.


    Get it from lolikesclothes on Etsy for $34.95 (available in eight colors).

    6. A pet lumberjack outfit if you want your fluffy friend to look like everyone I dated in my early 20s.

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    Promising review: "I ordered this outfit for my baby (Buddy) to wear on Christmas Eve to go see the tree at Rockefeller Center. I cannot wait to see my family's reaction. Normally when I order clothes they're either too small or too big, but this was a perfect fit. Check the measurement chart and you can't go wrong." —Love to spend on Buddy

    Get it from Amazon for $13.08+ (available in sizes XS–XL).

    7. The Fart Launcher 3000 — as if real farts aren't plentiful. Nevertheless, have a laugh thanks to this toy and its "stink cartridge," which can be blasted upwards of 10 feet away.


    It comes with one fart cartridge which launches 100+ farts up to 10 feet away.

    Promising review: "Do you have kids? Do they think butts and farts are the most amazingly hilarious things in the world? Then look no further — this is the gift for them. They fart. In many ways. It's funny. They will laugh. You will become annoyed. They will laugh more. Every child's dream." —kimbodian13

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    8. A pimple-popping toy that is honestly so gross I don't think I can look at this photo any longer — moving along.


    Promising review: "Oh my gosh. Where do I start with this? My wife has this insatiable urge to pick at pimples. She keeps bugging me. I got so tired of it. This seemed like a good distraction. She LOVES the thing. Personally, I think it's gross, but it satisfies her urge to poke at pimples." —Steven

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in two shapes).

    9. A custom plush doll that will be almost suspiciously impressive. I'd absolutely call this "memorable" in a positive way, but I'm not 100% convinced it won't contain a little part of your ~energy~.

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    My coworker Mallory Mower has one of these of herself (the photo on the left!) and it just...absolutely rules. Mallory, if you're reading this, I'm jealous of your Budsie every day. Here's her lil' review:

    "I never knew what a doll I was until I got this lil' cutie in my life. The design process is simple and super satisfying. Just upload a photo with the outfit you want the doll to have, fill out the included chart to make sure they know your exact eye color, skin tone, and hair color, approve the check made by the designers, and wait on your incredible custom piece! Get ready to have your self esteem hit unhealthily happy levels."

    Get it from Budsies for $99.

    10. A six-pack of horrendous sodas that's a great option if you're ever faced with the near-impossible task of getting a gift for your worst enemy.


    The set comes with: bacon, buffalo wing, sweet corn, pumpkin pie, ranch dressing, and peanut butter and jelly. Bummer!

    Get them from Amazon for $23.69.

    11. Fifty Shades of Chicken — an unforgettable volume full of naughty poultry recipes. BDSM stands for Bird Dressed and Served with Mushrooms, actually.


    Promising review: "Beautiful book. The pictures and quality of this book is gorgeous and the recipes are also unique. I almost want to buy one for myself (I got it for someone as a gift). I'm not a Fifty Shades gal but this is still awesome. Definitely a high quality yet fully functional gag gift." —Avery T

    Get it from Amazon for $12.79.

    12. Armadillo soap that'll make you ~roll~ on the floor laughing whenever you use its tiny, round body to wash your hands.


    Get it from ThePurpleHippySoap on Etsy for $7.59 (available in 16 colors).

    13. A set of wine condoms so your unfinished bottles are always ~protected~. Just roll these rubbers over the top to keep them fresh until the next use.


    Promising review: “So good I had to buy two! Not only are these wine condoms a gift that people will talk about, but they're a responsible way to keep your wine sealed between drinks. First and foremost, they're reusable. I do want to note though that, like any other condom, a wine condom will break if you're too rough with it. However, if you use common sense while putting one on the bottle and don't try to overstretch it, I doubt you'll have any problems (I haven't had any so far). Personally, I prefer using these to traditional corks when storing white wine because I can keep my bottles sideways in the fridge without fear of any spillage.” —Samantha

    Get a set of six from Amazon for $16.97.

    14. A toilet mug I find deeply disturbing. But hey — toilets and mugs are both just white porcelain at the end of the day., Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    15. A middle child candle that —between your headstrong older candle and needy younger candle — you'll barely even notice is there.


    Get it from Amazon for $20.30 (available in 17 aromas).

    16. A busty Deadpool mousepad sure to make your coworkers think you're totally normal and completely fine.


    Promising review: "You know, I know that they made this as a novelty product, but honestly, the crease in the gel pad is just incredibly comfortable. It simply provides better support than a standard mousepad with a single-bar gel pad. It's spread out over your wrist rather than touching only a single point. Really helps with wrist posture." —wordfiend

    Get it from Amazon for $19.97.

    17. A Guy Fieri print to solidify your status as a tax-paying citizen of Flavortown.


    Get it from brianmietz on Etsy for $10.

    18. A copy of Crafting With Cat Hair for all the folks out there who could choose any hobby at all, yet feel the pull of this one.,

    Promising review: "Made a mane and a mohawk for my tabby, he now thinks he a lion and won't stop peeing in my shoes." —Tim walcanson

    Get it from Amazon for $10.59.

    19. A not-quite-right Sonic pin to commemorate the time we all (rightfully) peer-pressured the animators of the new Sonic movie to get rid of the character's HUMAN TEETH?!


    Please check out "The New Sonic Movie Trailer Came Out And Everyone Is Talking About Sonic's FULL SET OF HUMAN TEETH" for a close-up look at the cursed teeth.

    Get it from Nintenduhland on Etsy for $9.95.

    20. Some pickle ice pops for anyone who loves those gorgeous green spears in any and every form.

    Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $7.68.

    21. A pair of lobster claws to just have around. Perfect for a costume or whenever your outfit just needs a statement accessory with a pop of color.,

    You can even open and close the claws with your hand inside!

    Promising review: "I am now trying to find more excuses to wear crab claws. These are amazing and much more functional and comfortable than I thought they would be. They are great for a party game but now I am thinking that I might have to create a Halloween costume for these puppies." —Callie Parker

    Get them from Amazon for $14.99.

    How long will these products be burned into your brain?

    Warner Bros.

    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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