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    May 25, 2019

    26 Things You'll Love So Much You Should Probably Just Marry Them

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    1. A shopping bag carrier to save yourself dreaded multiple trips back and forth from the car after a grocery run. A big and strong partner who helps you carry in the bags? Hot.

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    Promising review: "I've tried so many different products that are supposed to allow you to carry multiple bags at once, but nothing has worked as well as this! It's easy to use: Just hold one end of the handle and thread the other end through the handles on the bags. Carrying the bags over my shoulder works really well for me because it allows me to spread the weight of the bags over my hips and back rather than taking all the weight on my shoulder. It's very well-made, sturdy, and really makes your life easier. It's worth the money." —S. Hill

    Get it from Amazon for $12.95 (available in four colors).

    2. A combination broom and squeegee so you can FINALLY wrangle ALL of the hair that's been trapped in your carpet and stressing you out. Please make your wedding dress out of all the hair you collect, The Internet would love that.

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    Promising review: "I have long hair. Due to a thyroid issue, I lose more strands than I used to. Every few days the hair starts to accumulate on the bathroom floor. This broom picks up all the hair from the tile just going over it once. It even gets the strands on the edges and corners. Unlike regular brooms, all the hair stays on the broom until I remove it instead of strands falling back to the floor. Thanks to a review I read before ordering this broom, I also use it on the carpet before vacuuming. I quickly pull it towards me, and it grabs all the hair from the carpet. It only takes a minute or two per room and I no longer have to remove the roller brush from the vacuum and cut all the hair wrapped around it every month." —Nicolor

    Get it from Amazon for $14.34.

    3. A pair of blue light–blocking glasses to prevent eyestrain from ruining your groove at work. Anything that can fend off a midday headache gets a proposal from me!

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    Promising review: "I love these glasses! I work at nighttime in an office with really bright fluorescent lights and two screens; we turn a third of the lights off and I showed everyone on my shift how to dim our screens to help with eye strain, but I found I was still having frequent eyestrain and needing to massage my temples. We aren't allowed to download blue light filters to help, either, and many of my coworkers suffer from frequent migraines. I have been looking for a way to relieve strain on my eyes and these were absolutely the answer. I use these even at home on my own computer while writing, and I don't exactly know how to describe the difference other than just that my eyes feel more 'relaxed'. My eyes haven't been in pain since I got them, and seriously, I forgot to wear them for about 20 minutes the other day, and my eyes were right back to feeling how they had." —Cam

    Get them from Amazon for $24.99 (available in six styles and in low and high definition).

    4. A jewelry clasp for when you do want to layer your necklaces and don't want to do a lot of behind-the-head untangling at the end of the day. What a good helper. Such a romantic partner.

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    Promising review: "I recently bought a couple of these and had one of those very real, WHY DIDN'T I BUY ONE OF THESE SOONER moments. They do an amazing job at keeping your necklaces from tangling as you wear them, and I love that I can layer multiple of my favorites at once. I am forever sold on these." —Kayla Suazo

    Get it from TheresaRose on Etsy for $12+ (available in gold, silver, and sterling silver, as well as two-, three-, and four-strand styles).

    5. A Lively Busty Bralette that lets people with a larger chest enjoy the sweet, sweet comfort of a bralette while also providing support. We CAN have it all!

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    I'd long ago given up on finding a bralette that actually did anything for my DDs, but Lively changed that! I have the All You bralette on the left and love it. It smoothes and lifts, and the wide straps keep everything in place.

    Promising review: "I am a 5"4 athletic build with 34 DD chest. I went with a size 1. This is a great bra. It turns out that finding a bra that provides SIDE support to hold my breasts in is a real challenge. I'm talking about a bra that makes my boobs behave and face forward. This bra clasps in the back, has adjustable straps, and keeps these toddlers in their seats. 10/10 recommend a try. Love this bra and will be ordering another." —Gigi

    Get the All You bralette on the left for $35 (available in three sizes and three colors) and the original Busty Bralette on the right for $35 (available in three sizes and three colors) from Lively.

    6. A jar opener for all the times you need a little extra elbow grease. The jar opener may have the muscle in the relationship, but rest assured you're the brains.

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    The jar-opener can expand and contract to accommodate lids from 1 to 3.5 inches. It's also dishwasher safe, just in case.

    Promising review: "This is a very versatile jar opener that, unlike so many others, expands with a twist of the knob to accommodate larger jar lids. Once applied and tightened, the handle provides great leverage to open even the most stubborn of jars. I tried to open a wide-mouthed pickle jar by hand and had no success after many tries, which included running the lid under hot water and knocking it against a granite countertop. Then I applied the Kuhn Rikon to the pickle jar, tightened it against the edges of the lid, grabbed the handle and, voila! It opened with one nudge." —Steven Arnold

    Get it from Amazon for $15.44.

    7. A relaxed maxi dress you can dress up or down for basically any occasion. The perfect outfit to ~do life with~.

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    Promising review: "This is SO CUTE! I can’t wait to wear it this this summer. Many have said they used it as a swimsuit cover up, but I will definitely be wearing this as a casual maxi dress! The material is slightly silky and very substantial — definitely more substantial than just a cover up. You can even tie up the front into a knot for a cute hi-low look. Just make sure to size up for a more relaxed fit!" —Richie P.

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in sizes XS–2XL and 27 colors)

    8. A three-piece produce storage container set to make all of your berries and greens taste fresh from the earth the way Mother Nature intended. Can't wait for Mother Nature herself to officiate your wedding to this storage-ware.

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    The set includes one 6.3 cup container, and two 17.3 cup containers with lids, which are BPA-free, and dishwasher-safe. They feature vents to regulate the flow of oxygen and carbon dioxide, keeping your produce fresh as can be!

    Promising review: "I bought my fruit on Friday and ordered this immediately because I’m so sick of throwing my fruit away if I don’t eat it in a few days. It’s been a WEEK now and my strawberries, pineapple, and blueberries, (all in this one big container), are STILL FRESH! I’m going to start buying more fresh fruit now that I know it won’t be wasted and thrown away in a few days. Highly recommend this product if you’re like me and can’t eat a whole pineapple, strawberries, and other fruit fast!" —Sarah

    Get the three-piece set from Amazon for $26.99.

    Check out "These Miracle Plastic Containers Keep Berries Day-One Fresh For Almost 2 Weeks" for more info!

    9. An external battery so you can shirk the anxiety that comes with always thinking your phone is about to die. This is the external battery I have, and let me just say, any random cheap battery compared to this trustworthy companion is a "you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about" situation.

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    It holds three FULL charges for an iPhone and is an everyday essential.

    Promising review: "Got this as a gift for my wife before we went overseas for two weeks. She was able to charge her phone during the day for four or five days before it needed to be recharged. I was actually very impressed with it." —Ray Detwiler

    Get it from Amazon for $31.99+ (available in four colors).

    10. A timeless cast iron pan that will honestly outlive you. This trusty pan will cook just about everything with ease. But please invest in good life insurance so it can carry on without you by its side when your time comes.

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    This is the cast iron I have, and it just lives on my stovetop because I use it literally every day. Cleanup is simple: I hand wash (I usually opt for no soap, but they can decide) and rub with vegetable oil to keep it nice and seasoned.

    Promising review: "I bought this for my then-girlfriend about eight years ago to make omelettes because she had only a lousy steel skillet with straight sides and a 'non-stick' pan with ruined teflon. Now we're married with two kids, I do most of the cooking, and I use this pan more than any other. It works. It holds and distributes the heat properly, has a natural carbon nonstick surface, and it is impossible to damage it. The sloping sides are not a gimmick, they really do make it much easier to get anything out of the pan (eggspecially omelettes)." —FCCDAD

    Get it from Amazon for $14.90.

    11. An ENO double nest hammock to snuggle up with like a lovebird. YES you can fit two people in this hammock, but why invite anyone else when you only have eyes for the hammock itself?

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    Reviewers recommend also getting the ENO Atlas straps for simple set-up!

    Promising review: "Fantastic, sturdy hammock! We bought this for our visits to Colorado in the summer and absolutely loved it. At one pint, our kids laid in it together for three hours just relaxing and enjoying the outdoors!" —D.A. Moore

    Get it from Amazon for $69.95.

    12. A denim jacket that you'll wear pretty much every day for the next 50 years. Can't wait to see you two celebrate your Gold anniversary.

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    Promising review (left): "This jacket is awesome. Ordered it as an everyday jean jacket and something I could wear over dresses on vacation. It's lightweight compared to the heavier Levi's denim jackets (which I also own), which makes this PERFECT for warmer weather, and it has a bit of stretch. I probably should have sized down for a more form fitting fit, but I ordered my normal size and it still looked great. I would 100% recommend this budget jacket to any plus size gal looking for something cute to cover the arms. Perfect staple for any wardrobe! Love, Love, LOVE!" —EvieM

    Get them from Amazon: the one on the left for $35.99 (available in sizes 1X–3X and two washes) and the one on the right for $29.99+ (available in sizes S–XL and six washes).

    13. A KitchenAid Mixer — or as I would call it — Old Faithful. Arguably the most important quality in a spouse is reliability, and this is more reliable than any human being on earth. And cute to boot? Put a ring on it.

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    Promising review: "Exactly what we needed to go along with the new kitchen remodel. This KitchenAid mixer is indispensable and has so many uses, especially considering the number of available tools for it. My personal favorites are the pasta tools. Easy use, solid construction, and reliability for a great price." —Gordy

    Get it from Amazon for $279+ (available in 44 colors).

    For more info on this glorious mixer, check out "Here's Why A KitchenAid Mixer Might Change Your Life."

    14. A sock-pairing device that will prevent the heartbreak of losing a sock in the wash. There is a soulmate out there for all of us. The socks have their pair and you? You have the sock dock.

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    Promising review: "These work. They are of good quality construction. I had a sock problem, and these have stopped the unexplained disappearance of socks. Obviously, the sock monster can't swallow the Sock Dock full of socks, only single socks." —A.D. Burnette

    Get it from Amazon for $16 (available in four colors).

    15. An Imarku Pro Chef's Knife because there are few greater joys in life than chopping and slicing food with just the right tool. Your parents might be mad at you for marrying a knife, but hey — we all knew you'd end up with someone that had a little ~edge~.

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    I'm so sorry you had to read that joke. Anyway, I actually got this knife for my parents, and they love it!

    Promising review: "I have never used a knife that slides through everything with such ease. I went to slice open the plastic packaging for the sausages I was cooking, and I thought I had missed the plastic, it was that smooth. I barely had to apply any pressure when slicing up the sausages. Cutting up the carrots, cauliflower, and apples was amazingly easy as well. I'm going to take good care of this little gem of a knife!" —Paul B. Huter

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    16. A shower beer and wine holder so you always have someone to hold your drink for a sec. It's imperative to be with someone just as down to party as you are.

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    Promising review: "We absolutely love this product. We have an Airstream and had been looking for wine and beverage holders that would work with the stainless interior walls. After looking at many competitors, we decided to give SipCaddy a try because it wasn't permanent and we were worried about leaving any marks to the interior. I have to say that they work perfectly and have lived up to their description. The suction cup mount has a firm hold and we haven't had any spills or accidents. We also have used them in our little boat and again they have worked like a charm. A+++" —Dale Risenhoover

    Get it from Amazon for $13.95 (available in six colors).

    17. A Nintendo Switch. They say that you should marry your best friend, and seeing as you're going to spend 100% of your waking hours playing games, I'd say you'll reach that level.

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    Promising review: "This console is so awesome! It seems like Nintendo hits it right on every console since the N64 — the Switch is another home run. The ability to dock or take it on the go is a huge convenience. Many nights I've wanted to continue playing, but don't want to stay out in my living room — no problem with the Switch! The motion controls take a little bit to get used to, but make it even more fun once you've figured them out. I'm 100% satisfied with my purchase as of today." —Ty C.

    Get it from Amazon or $299 (available in two colors).

    18. An enameled cast iron dutch oven that will turn you into a slow-cooking pro. Love a partner — I mean — product that can teach you a valuable new skill you'll always carry with you.

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    Promising review: "I received this dutch oven as a gift a few years ago, and I love it. It is a staple in my house for pasta sauce, chicken and rice, roasts, and any braised meats or stews. I liked it so much that I bought one as a wedding gift (off-list) for a foodie couple. They were thrilled." —R. Stafford

    Get a six-quart oven from Amazon for $58.70 (available in eleven colors and six sizes).

    19. A Tile Sport for keeping track of all of your valuables. "Honey, where are my keys?" —You to your legally wedded spouse, the Tile, every day.

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    The Tile Sport has a 200-foot range, rings when you need to find it, can make your phone ring even when it's on silent, and is waterproof.

    Promising review: "Finally went and got this after I was done with losing my keys all the time. Being able to literally ring my keys not to mention other items has proved invaluable and has saved me a lot of time not having to look for important things like this. Highly recommend." —Dave

    Get it from Amazon for $19.60 (originally $34.99).

    20. A pair of yoga pants so buttery soft, you'll be thrilled to have and to hold them as long as you both shall live.

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    I have these pants, and my brain truly cannot comprehend how they make yoga pants that are THAT soft. They also stand up to all of my hot yoga and HIIT classes like champs.

    Promising review: "I got these in black in my regular size and I love them! They are not see through and are SO SOFT. I use them for lounging and pilates. I will definitely be buying more!" —JaaneA

    Get them from Nordstrom for $97 (available in sizes XXS–XXL).

    21. A pair of Bandelettes that prevent painful thigh rubbing and look damn good while doing it. You'll have no problem keeping the spark alive in your relationship with these babies.

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    Promising review: "These are the best thing to happen to my big thighs. They have generous silicone anti-slip around the top and bottom on the inside. They keep my thighs from rubbing and chafing in shorts or dresses AND they’re pretty!" —Lizzy S.

    Get them from Amazon for $11.95+ (available in sizes A–F and 14 colors).

    Learn more about Bandelettes in "These $12 Thigh Bands Banish Chub Rub And Look Sexy As Hell."

    22. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey — a sweet and spicy concoction that tastes good on basically everything. How could you NOT want to run away with Mike, he's so multi-talented and hot is literally his middle name.

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    Promising review: "This is now a staple for my kitchen. How I cooked without it before, I'll never know. It makes the best vinaigrette ever, quick pan sauces for pork, and gives an unexpected zip to dozens of dishes. Does it come in gallons? Have given it as hostess gifts several times and everyone gets hooked." —Martha Ronemus

    Get it from Amazon for $8.06.

    Check out a review of this "spicy ambrosia" in "I Tried This Spicy Honey And It Changed How I Eat Every Meal."

    23. A tube of velvety and long-lasting Mac Viva Glam red lipstick that you'll want to smooch (with) always.

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    My aunt has been buying me a tube of Viva Glam I every year Christmas since 2012, and I hope she never stops!

    Get it from Nordstrom for $18.50 (available in three shades of red).

    24. A Hydro Flask to keep you hydrated and healthy wherever you may roam. Your relationship with a great water bottle is one that starts as a good friendship but grows into so much more over the years.

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    Promising review: "This is a great water bottle. I tested it by filling it with chilled water and taking it to the beach. It was a very hot day, the sun was beating down, and the sand was hot. I had the bottle out the whole time on the sand for several hours and the water remained very cold. I've also kept it in a hot car running errands on a 90+ degree day and again, the water stays refreshingly cold. I bought a second Hydro Flask for my desk at work, and the colors are so pretty. I bought one in mint and another in raspberry. It would also make a great gift. Highly recommend!" —AB

    Get it from Amazon for $29.95+ (available in four sizes and 16 colors).

    For more on the Hydro Flask, check out "I Tried A Hydro Flask And Then Literally Threw Out All My Other Water Bottles."

    25. A pair of Allbirds wool runners so comfortable it's almost unimaginable. Settling down with the soft and sensitive type is always a good move. You're going to have a beautiful, stylish, and snuggly life together.

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    Get them from Allbirds for $95 for women's sizes (available in sizes 5–10 and 11 colors) and $95 for men's sizes (available in sizes 8–14 and 12 colors).

    These babies won best casual sneakers in the mid-priced category on BuzzFeed Reviews!

    26. A Squatty Potty because when you poop better, you feel better. And don't you want to spend your earth-bound days with someone who makes you feel good?!

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    Promising review: "I cannot recommend this enough. This little shelf has changed my life. I've been having bowel issues since my teenage years — I wish this had come into my life sooner. Every time I step off the toilet now I feel lighter, fresher, and like a new person." —MsNiters

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    If you want more squatty potty content before making the best purchase of your life, check out "I Tried The Squatty Potty And I Will Never Poop The Same."

    Life is short — you should spend it with products that understand you. Congrats, lovebirds!

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    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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