1. A Two-Minute Mornings journal for anyone who has trouble sticking with journaling. A little daily prompt will help you along, and you'll be happy to have this artifact of your life for the rest of forever.
2. A pet hair vacuum so you can reclaim all of the surfaces of your apartment that the pets have taken for themselves.
3. A subscription to Book of the Month to get yourself back in the habit of reading. Treat your brain to a little fun by putting down your screen now and again and enjoying a new bestseller.
4. A suede and nubuck cleaning brush for restoring your worn suede to looking like new. Abandon your previously reasonable fear of buying suede and enjoy your walks on the soft side.
5. A sleek metal bed frame, because keeping your mattress on the floor was fun and quirky for a while, but a low-cost frame like this will be a true step-up towards adulthood.
6. A honeycomb organizer for keeping your undies nice and cozy in their drawer. They have to press up against your butt all day, they deserve a clean space to relax.
7. An eco-friendly cleaning kit that makes it super-duper easy to get all of your essentials in one place. Simultaneously reduce your plastic use and get your home squeaky clean with this glass bottle and tablet set.
8. A TubShroom or SinkShroom to prevent hair from getting down your drains and causing major backups. No more betting you can wash your face before your sink overflows!
9. A basic sewing kit so you can mend slightly worn or torn clothes on your own. We're done sending pants to mom just to have the button re-sewn.
10. Reusable Keurig cups to save on the cost of store-bought K-cups, create your own ~blends~, and keep yourself from making more plastic waste. Win, win, win.
11. A silicone earbud holder, because you absolutely cannot keep walking around with your headphones in a Rat King–esque knot. I'm putting my foot down!
12. A houseplant insect trap to protect your precious greenery from having gnats breed inside of them (*barf*). Anything that makes you a better plant mom makes you a better human, full stop.
13. A Stasher bag — a reusable silicone sandwich and snack bag that will help you transport your food safely and reduce your plastic waste. "Yum" to both!
14. A makeup remover towel that takes off your stubborn full-face with only water and mere swipes. You are taking off your makeup every night...right?
15. Or some reusable rounds so you can stop filling your bathroom trashcan to the brim with reusable cotton ones. Makeup removal, toning, and the million other tasks you use cotton rounds for just got more sustainable.
16. A magnetic kitchen organizer to help declutter your countertops and make the most of the space you have.
17. A leather cleaner for maintaining your *Donna Meagle voice* fine leather goods. From purses to couches to car interiors, this spray will help to keep you from having to replace a historically difficult-to-clean surface.
18. Tarte's Drink of H2O Hydrating Boost Moisturizer, a gel formulated with marine plant extracts, hyaluronic acid, and squalane to give your skin the hydration it needs. Moisturizing is key! Please just do it. If not for you, for me.
19. An Aerogarden for turning your previously plant-killing thumb into a green one. This device will keep herbs alive and well in your own home, with VERY little effort required from you.
20. A Tile Sport to put a stop to the endless game of Hide and Seek you seem to be playing with your phone, wallet, and keys.
21. A set of produce bags, because the flimsy plastic bags available at the store are *so* unnecessary when you have these handy bbs in tow.
22. A cold brew maker so you can save some serious dough on your favorite form of joe. It'll taste even better poured right from your fridge, saving five glorious dollars.
23. A cup holder car trash can, because you might not mind having to crunch over garbage just to get in your car, but your passengers might.
24. A set of silicone straws you can reuse over and over — why do cold drinks taste SO much better with a straw?
25. A gorgeous vacuum insulated water bottle for actually getting yourself to drink more water. If pure determination hasn't been working for you, perhaps bribing yourself with a pretty bottle to carry around like an accessory will help.
26. A strong umbrella I implore you to keep somewhere accessible whenever you leave the house. It always rains when you *don't* have your umbrella.
27. A subscription to Atlas Coffee Club, which gathers delicious coffee from all around the world and brings it right to you and your mug. No more of those no-caffeine headaches after forgetting to pickup coffee at the store.
