1. A user-friendly budget planner so you can a handle on all of your expenses. Yes, there are a lot of budgeting apps, but taking the time to sit and physically write things down will help you pay attention and make real change if you need it.
2. A bottle of Fanola purple shampoo to keep platinum hair from getting brassy. All the glamour of a good toning sesh without a trip to the salon.
3. A pack of Sugru for mending basically everything that's been banished to the junk drawer. Fix pesky fraying cords, mend toy dinosaur knees, and patch just about anything with this moldable glue that sets overnight into silicone rubber.
4. A sneaker cleaner to fool everyone into thinking you got a new pair of shoes when really you just revamped your notoriously dirty ones.
5. A grout pen so you can make your tile floor appear brand new. No more lying to yourself, thinking well, maybe the grout was actually black when we moved in.
6. A car seat cover and hammock to protect your seats from a coating of fur and keeps your pet from falling off the seat when you're riding with your favorite copilot.
7. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets so you can rescue all the moldy tumblers you've let sit in your car for...ummm....ever. It happens to all of us, but there's finally an easy solution!
8. An oven thermometer to take all the guesswork out of making sure your oven is all tuned up. Gone are the days of using "My oven runs hot!" as an excuse for dry chicken every single time you make chicken.
9. A foot file for restoring your tootsies to a baby soft state. Your callouses didn't get made overnight, but they sure can be shaved off in one!
10. An earwax remover to quickly and safely remove all of your waxy buildup. Oh, you can't hear me because of your waxy ear canals? GET THIS PRODUCT, IT'LL HELP!
11. A set of three scrubbing drill brush attachments that will remind you that WHOA, that glass wasn't opaque when you moved in. Yeah, let's fix that.
12. A watermark-removing cloth, because of COURSE the first thing you did with your new wood table was put a sweaty glass down on it, and you've been in deep denial ever since.
13. A free-form planner so you can finally keep track of what day it is. This one not only lets you plan your days, but also state and work towards your personal goals. It's also dateless, so you can start any time during the year and skip a week or two if needed.
14. An itsy-bitsy toenail brace that fixes your ingrown and curved toenails, even if they've been like that for as long as you can remember. Pop on these little vices and let them get to work!
15. A rust stain-removing gel, because even though "rust" is a chic color, it's probably for the best if your items are returned to their normal hue.
16. A combination broom and squeegee that wrangles hidden hair from carpets, no problem. You know how you've had hair stuck to your feet for six years? Yeah, we're done with that.
17. A TubShroom to prevent stray hairs from even THINKING about joining forces to become one, impenetrable, drain-blocking clump in the first place.
18. A pair of bedsheet suspenders for keeping your fitted sheets taut no matter how much you toss and turn. How many times have you woken up in the middle of the night tangled in elastic and just muttered to yourself, "This is fine." Even one time is too many!
19. A wall-mounted grocery bag dispenser to give your typical plastic tornado an orderly system at long, long last.
20. An essential oil migraine relief stick, because you shouldn't have to just grin and bear it every time a bad headache comes around.
21. A purse organizer with ELEVEN POCKETS to save your bag from the hurricane of receipts, lipsticks, and random eccentricities that have been swirling in it for the last decade.
22. An adorable mail organizer so you can stop "misplacing" all those pesky bills and trying to pretend like they don't exist. Sorry to report that that's not going to make them go away. I've tried!
23. A pair of charcoal deodorizers, because YOU may have become desensitized to the gnarly smell of your loafers, but the rest of us sure haven't.
