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1.A sleep eye mask with bluetooth headphones so you can listen to a book or soft music as you snooze while also keeping out excess light. Me? I'll be napping in the middle of the day while listening to the same podcast episode for the thousandth time, as always.
2.A 3D-printed clip-on sauce holder to up your drive-through game to a level thought previously unreachable. Queue up "Da' Dip" on repeat for your entire drive.
3.A bubble wrap calendar for making everyday a little more ~poppin'~. Start your morning with your favorite banal-yet-thrilling activity and also remember what day it is.
4.A sponge holder to add a little whimsy to your sink area and to give your hard-working kitchen sponge a tidy place to rest.
5.A pack of Sugru, a moldable glue that sets overnight into silicone rubber. Fix pesky fraying cords, mend toy dinosaur knees, and even hang art on the walls, all with this handy dough.
6.A sleek backpack *with a charging port* so you can keep your devices full of juice while on the go. It's also waterproof and will keep alllll your electronics and papers dry no matter what Mother Nature throws at you.
7.A pair of Bandelettes, slip-on lace bands that prevent thigh chafing and feel like a sexy little secret. And there's no better secret than sweet relief from painful thigh rubbing.
8.A pair of bedsheet suspenders for keeping your fitted sheets taught no matter how much you toss and turn. And there's the added bonus laugh after you dress up your mattress to cosplay as an old man.
9.A set of sushi socks that unroll into fun patterns, o*fish*ally putting an end to the notion that socks are a snooze-fest.
10.A Kindle Paperwhite with twice the storage as previous models — and it's ummmm WATERPROOF! Pencil "Kindle and a bath bomb" into your planner every night until the end of time.
11.An eyeliner stamp to make fast work of the perfect cat eye. Liner newbies and seasoned professionals can agree that this makes the process of throwing on a quick wing much easier.
12.A bidet that will get your booty cleaner than you ever imagined it could be. It's more efficient and eco-friendly than using wads of paper. And a mini butt shower every time you poop? Literally the dream.
13.An earwax remover so you can quickly and safely remove YEARS of waxy buildup. I deeply want to use this, but I'm honestly going to throw up if I keep looking at this photo any longer, so, um, moving on.
14.A 3-in-1 avocado slicer for making the best food even better. Avoid infomercial-esque knife mishaps and simplify your avocado prep by switching to this tool for halving, pit removal, and slicing.
15.A wine stain remover, because accidents happen — especially when you're using your glass of wine as a mic to sing "Born to Run" karaoke while jumping on your couch. Just a few spritzes of this and you're free to let out your inner Bruce.
16.A Nest learning thermostat to help save energy and money everyday with basically no effort on your end. Nest notices your usual patterns and automatically adjusts the temperature for you, meaning energy efficiency is just one easy installation away.
17.A set of miniature spatulas so you can rescue any unreachable product left in your cosmetics bottles. If getting *so* many more uses out of foundations, moisturizers, primers — anything! — doesn't make you happy dance, I don't know what will.
18.A wakeup light alarm clock, because waking up to an aggressive *BeEeEeP* is literally the worst thing in the world. This alarm clock begins to softly glow, mimicking the rising sun, and if that isn't enough to get your lazy bones out of bed, it also makes peaceful noises to get you up and at 'em.
19.A set of eight Star Wars silicone ice cube trays that will chill your drinks and make your nerdy heart soar. Turns out the best way to rid the universe of Darth Vader was just to turn his head into ice and watch it melt all along.
20.A Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask. Not to ~burst your bubble~, but your other masks are boring in comparison. Milky Piggy lifts dirt and oil out of pores and detoxes using green tea, pomegranate and charcoal powder extract. You'll be left with taught, clean skin and some excellent selfies.
21.A subscription to Care/of, a supplement subscription service that *actually* gets you stoked about taking vitamins. They find which vitamins are best for you with a fun personalized quiz and a wealth of info. Not to mention getting something in the mail every month with your name ~all over it~ is a thrill!
oil migraine relief stick so you can finally tell your headaches to buzz off. The bottle is small enough for you to carry everywhere, and based on the cult-status love of this stuff, you'll probably want to.
23.An iced tea tumbler that lets you brew and cool fresh iced tea from scratch in just minutes. Iced drinks all year long is a bold way of life that this tumbler fully condones! Skip shelling out too much money at the counter *and* weird looks from baristas while ordering iced tea in the winter by getting this bad boy.
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