Fuck The AOL
Remember how dial up sucked and you would always get knocked off for no reason and sometimes you dialed in and couldn't get on? Or when you are in the middle of something important in another program AOL would be the weakest link and totally crash your computer? well....now here is a song about that...if only we could have recorded about how hard it was to make fire, and keep it burning...sigh #bornintheinformationage
An Acoustic Tribute To The Small And Weak By TVMESSIAH
The story of man jaded by the time for giving. Easy bake oven, means easy bake oven. Let's hope the new 21st century Santa Claus understands that. Overwhelmed by the sweeping tide of yule, a rip current drowning the masses. Remember the reason for the season isn't treason against your fellow man. Managing to account for the depleting bank accounts, child hood dreams smashed on hoods, blood fills the beams of my high lights, strung upon the roof so nice. Guiding my sled on ice, sliding and gliding, reindeer hooves trying for traction, while all I wanted was satisfaction from beneath this sap dispensary called life.
Slap Me On The Cheek, An Epic Acoustic Song For The Ages
There can be no words to describe....except that tvmessiah probably started walking around school with their heads held higher cuz they actually wrote a song with a practical theme other than erotic zebras, transexual firemen and breaking toilets while there is still water in the bowl.