1.
Meat is the only vegetable you need.
2.
"Too much sauce" is not a real thing.
3.
No matter how seemingly ridiculous, every contraption that helps you make BBQ is worth owning.
4.
There's no such thing as looking cute when you're housing the 'cue.
5.
All other cooking besides grilling is beneath you.
6.
There is no greater pleasure than the perfect BBQ trifecta of sweet, savory, and spicy.
7.
Licking your fingers is not only acceptable but absolutely *necessary*.
8.
Your stomach somehow magically expands into a black hole of meat vacuum when you're eating BBQ.
9.
The number of napkins and wet wipes you go through is kind of obscene.
10.
You'll basically eat anything as long as it's barbecued.
11.
Smoke is a flavor — the BEST flavor.
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