14 Celebrities As Cookies

There is no homage to your favorite celeb quite like immortalizing them in cookie form. Here are some of the weirdest, creepiest cookies to ever emerge from the bright lights of the oven.

1. Anna Nicole Smith

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We'll start off with some really good ones.

2. Britney Spears

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Albeit a little misguided.

3. Dr. Phil

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They can't all be Rembrandts.

4. Lady Gaga

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Does the meat-dress version come with real meat?

5. Michael Jackson

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There's really no good way to spin this.

6. Conan O'Brien

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Made by a staffer, and high quality, somewhat less creepy.

7. Ryan Gosling

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"Since Ryan was unavailable to come over

and

let me bake cookies on his 12 pack,

I did the next best thing...

carefully crafted a cookie

to look like loverboy himself"

8. One Direction

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Five cookies, no shame.

9. Snooki

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"Snooki Cookie" does have a nice ring to it, but it's pretty disturbing.

10. Nigella Lawson

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Strangely enough she could have made this cookie.

11. Justin Bieber

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Would also love to see a version with Bieber in overalls.

12. Kanye West

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"How to bake" isn't exactly what 'Yeezy taught me' refers to in "Blame Game," but this is a family cookie.

13. Bryan Cranston

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Breaking Bad edition. Does not contain real meth.

14. President Barack Obama

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Four more cookies! Four more cookies!

It's much better than cookies as celebrities...

...trust us.

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The Internet is a scary place, kids.